memoirs on a rainy day

Saxon is the first officially evicted HM, with a proper eviction night. He is the holder of the second HM handgrenade and his target is Brigitte.

The HM in the danger zone are Alice, Ben, Dixie, Nate and Renee. They are today’s bottom five.

The house is recovering from their first eviction. Saxon is gone, but he has a parting shot for his least favorite HM. Saxon tells Brigitte that she needs to read more books. Everything isn’t just about her. He isn’t happy the way that Bianca made him look in the house. She talked behind his back. He tells Dixie to stop stealing food. He tells Terri to stick it out, even though people are giving her a hard time. He has good things to say about Travis, the Nobster and Rory.

He tells David that he needs to change and stop being too nice with everyone. When something bugs him, he needs to address it. He hasn’t got the final word on everything. He thinks that Becca is the most genuine person in the house.

He thinks about giving the hand grenade to Bianca, Brigitte and Dixie. The person he names will have all of their possessions removed from the house indefinitely. He chooses Brigitte. Brigitte starts to hit the plasma screen. She starts to cry. Yeah! That’s great. Brigitte doesn’t know what indefinitely means. Travis has to explain. It’s pretty funny. Some of the HM are very happy. Renee, Rory and Dixie all have big smiles.

What am I supposed to wear for underwear, paper bags?

Brigitte to Rebecca.

Terri thinks that Brigitte is a spoiled child.

David and the Nobster are talking about Saxon’s comments. He thinks that Saxon is very young and that he doesn’t know everything. He isn’t about to confront Bianca about being so opinionated. It’s not his style. Dave told Saxon that he was being ludicrous when he was talking about aliens.

Brigitte wants to go into the diary room. She’s been waiting for a few minutes before the doors open. She starts to cry. Whatever! As if crying will make BB change his mind. BB tells her off before pushing the diary room button too many times. She says that she wants to leave. BB suggests asking the other HM for some clothing and toiletries. She continues to cry. She lies down on the diary room chair. It’s pathetic.

The Nobster and Corey can’t believe how upset Brigitte is about losing her clothes. Rory thinks that it would have been funny if Terri would have lost her clothes.

Ben talks to Dixie because he caught her gossiping. She thought that he was talking about her behind her back. He was just explaining things to the Nobster. Dixie says that she doesn’t trust Ben as far as she can throw him. Ben finds it funny. She’s just a fat bitch. I’d be talking behind her back too if I saw her stealing food.

BB tells Brigitte that she should rest and talk to BB in the morning. She replies that she wants her mom. The Nobster was laughing about the hand grenade. Knobby finds it sad. Bianca doesn’t think that she will leave over that. Brigitte tells Becca that she is leaving for home in the morning.

Rory, David, Alice and Renee are called to the diary room. They receive tickets on the Big Brother Airlines. BB tells them that they are all leaving the country. BB tells them that they have been chosen randomly to fly away. He tells them to pack up all of their stuff.

The Nobster tries to make Brigitte feel better, but she’s not having it.

Rory, Dave, Alice and Renee leave through the cloud door. They step into the plane. They are “flying” to Bali, which will take them 6 hours.

At 2:14AM, Brigitte goes to see BB. She’s been given some bare essentials. BB wants her to rest and talk to him in the morning. She says that she’s too upset to sleep. She says that she won’t eat until she gets her stuff back. BB tells her that a hunger strike isn’t the way to deal with this.

The BB Airline flight has been in flight for 2 hours. The HM get some proper airline food and some beer.

Alice tells the other HM on the flight that she wants to win BB to get even bigger boobs. She’s already got fake tits. She wants bigger ones.

The HM are sleeping on the floor of the airline. BB tells the HM to return to their seats.

Brigitte is in the garden. The other HM are having a Kombi party.

All of the HM are sleeping when BB puts the lights back on at 8AM. BB plays a recording of a rooster to wake them up. Terri finds some cricket uniforms waiting for her in the living area.

The flying HM are landing. They are in Bali on the Gold Coast. They like their holiday resort. They love having hot water.

I’m not getting up at 8AM in the morning to play f*cking cricket.
Dixie

Since the HM have gotten up, BB plays another alarm. He calls all HM to the lounge.

Bianca thinks that cricket is gay. All of the HM are still sleepy. They have to post HM outside on the cricket pitch. They have to field the pitch 24/7.

Brigitte still wants to go home. Terri thinks that she is ridiculous. They miss the first ball. Ben almost gets the second ball. Ben catches the ball.

Alice, Renee and Dave go to bed while Rory tries out the hot tub. David can hear the HM screaming. Ben just caught a ball.

Big Brother’s Big Mouth

She is just quite openly stupid. It’s quite endearing, just like the family dog.
Talking about Brigitte

The panel thinks that Bianca should lighten up. There is some talk about how Corey is looking better and that they are glad to see the real Corey. They have a talk with Saxon, who knew that he was going out. He’s been wanting to change. They show excerpts where he admits that he almost got some neo Nazi tattoos on this chest.

I don’t want to see your penis, you’re like my brother.
Dixie to Rory.

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