Big Brother UK S09D28 (E4)

Mario and Luke are talking about Darnell. Luke says that he’s the biggest game player in the house. Mario says that he can’t talk. He only shouts.

Jen and Bex are talking about breast sizes.

Luke has been given instructions for this week’s shopping task. The HM have to be split up as pairs and perform tasks. Mo and Darnell will be rabbits because they get to eat food. They must munch a carrot every fifteen minutes. Mikey and Luke will be elephants and they must memorize a text. Bex and Jen are seals. Rex and Dale are kangaroos. They must learn to box. Kath and Rachel are a two-headed lama. Lisa and Stu are flamingoes. They must learn to balance on one foot. Mario is the zookeeper. Whenever BB plays a Seal song, the zookeeper must throw a bucket of fishy water on the seal.

Bex, Jen and Lisa are talking about marriage. She’s not been married. Mario was married for 15 years. Jen says that she could talk with Stu for the rest of her life.

Jen and Bex smell of fish.

Kath and Rachel are in the diary room. They do the annoying Happy House song.

Mario says that it would have been better to have Mo and Rex as seals. Mario says that they could sleep in the spare beds in B Block. Jen says that she will get in Rex’s bed and Bex will be in Mo’s head. They joke around.

Jen says that they got shafted by the group, she wants to quit. Dale tells her not to be a sad seal.

My knickers are really saturated.
I don’t give a shit about PMA.
Jen to Dale.

Mikey, Luke, Kath and Rachel are in the luxury bedroom. Luke and Mikey are repeating Rudyard Kipling’s The Elephant Child.

Lisa comes to the diary room. She says that some of the HM feel trapped in their costumes. She says that Mario is enjoying it. His costume is loose and made for the heat. He enjoys throwing water on Bex and Jen. She says that she learned that Mario has a lot more patience and tolerance than she thought.

More music by Seal means that Bex and Jen are getting more fishy. That’s great TV.

Darnell and Rex area talking about how cool Goldeneye, a James Bond N64 game. It was one of the best games for the console.

Stu and Lisa are being tested on their balance. They have to maintain this for 20 minutes. They passed their part of the task.

The HM are told that Jen and Rex are nominated.

Jen is in a bad mood and seeks attention from the rest of the group. Rex is happy. Whenever BB plays Welcome to the Jungle by Guns & Roses, all of the HM have to dance.

Luke and Mario are talking about what happened last week with Dennis’ removal. Luke says that the one who is blamed for that will leave. Dale is convinced that Jen won’t leave.

Luke and Mario both think that there is a lot more to Rachel and Kath. Rachel was a drama teacher. She’s got a fake smile. Kath is switched on.

Mo and Darnell are munching on carrots. They have munching on carrots for 9 hours. Kath says that carrots are very good.

Are you saying that tomorrow that I’ll be black and able to see?
Darnell to Kath.

Rex comes to the diary room. He says that he already lost it inside. He’s not positive anymore. He says that if he goes, he’ll really miss Mo. He hasn’t got that many male friends.

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