Big Brother UK S09D60 (Channel 4)

Rex and Nic are cuddling at the divide. Mo is eyeing them suspiciously.

Stu and Dale are talking about Nic. She isn’t that hot.

I was literally expecting Megan Fox to walk through those doors.
Stu on Nicole

Rex joins them and starts to talk about his girlfriend. He says that he’s the proper jealous. Dale tells him that he hasn’t got anything to worry about.

Rex makes fun of the way that Kat talks. Stu doesn’t like it and gets up. He’s called to the diary room. The HM will compete for places in heaven and to become HOH. HM who have been HOH are ineligible to take a second term.

Stu has to fasten a strange hat on his head. He has to recite the alphabet backwards. It took me about a minute. He makes a mistake and forgets the letter M. He has to start now.

Stu comes out and says that he’s not going to heaven this week. Rex and Nic talk. Rex wants to fail the task on purpose. HM don’t know that only 3 HM will live in hell. Stu and Sara both took about 4 minutes to recite the alphabet backwards.

Stu says that he feels lonely because Nic has come into the house. He misses female companionship. Rex finishes in 2:24 min. Rachel is leading with 1:05 min. Nicole is next. She must be daft. She starts with XYW. Or she’s just pretending. No she isn’t. She has to count on her fingers. It’s taken her more than 9 minutes to complete the recitation.

Rex implies to Nic that she’s got no money of her own. She’s a student. She’s not happy with him. She turns her back on him. Rex isn’t being nice. He apologizes and gets nasty. He gets up and walks away and lies on the sofa. Nic starts to talk with Kat instead.

Rachel, Kat and Sara are in the garden. They have been singing for 7 minutes. Stu is in the luxury bedroom missing his daughter. He’s been having a hard time. He’s getting teary-eyed. I wonder why he paints his nails black.

BB announces the results of today’s HOH task. They are told that 3 HM will go to hell. All other HM will go to heaven. Mikey took 15 min, so he’s in hell. Nic took 10 min, so she’s in hell. Kat took 8 minutes. She’s in hell.

Although ineligible to become HOH, he recited the alphabet backwards the fastest at 51 seconds. Rex says that it’s because of the sobriety test in the US. Darnell admits that. Rachel is HOH. She completed it in 1:05 min. Yes, Rachel and Kat are split up. Rex isn’t happy. He’s split from his girlfriend for a week.

Rex is upset, he’s pestering Nic. She doesn’t want to hear it. He forces a hug on her. She looks repulsed.

Mikey tells some of the HM that after going on about his girlfriend for 8 weeks Rex has finally got her and he’s not happy. Rex is in the diary room. He wants to exchange his suitcase for hers. Rex isn’t happy that he’s separated from her. He says that this is the worst thing that could have happened. He thinks that things might escalate and he might lose his girlfriend on national TV.

BB has given HM ten minutes to switch their luggage. Nic and Rex are in the garden. She says that when she gets her suitcase, she’ll be fine.

BB has provided the HM form heaven an A to Z hamper. The HM from hell have been provided cold alphabet soup.

Nicole is crying. Rex tries to comfort her. She just wants her suitcase. She just wants to go home.

Mikey tells Rachel that he doesn’t feel sorry for Rex and Nic. Rachel says that Nic is upset about her suitcase. Mikey retorts that she’s lucky that she’s here.

Meanwhile, Nic says that she’s high-maintenance and she needs her stuff. She’s pathetic.

Mikey spilled the alphabet spaghetti all over the floor. Dale screams to get Nicole to clean it up. Nic thinks that it was Stu. Mo comes out and says that Dale said that.

The HM from heaven get some music. They dance.

Nic and Rex come to the diary room. She tells BB that she wants her suitcase. Nic starts to cry.

Lisa and Mikey are talking about Rex. Mikey says that Rex is still a miserable bastard. Nic didn’t want Rex to come onto the show. He kept it a secret from her. Lisa says that Nic is a lot younger than Rex. He takes care of her.

Darnell and Sara are in the luxury bedroom. She says that he’s become her top friend. Before she didn’t really like him.

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