The Vampire Diaries Fool Me Once S01E14 (CW)

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Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.

This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.

So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!

Warning: spoilers ahead

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Logan is back and both Damon and Stefan are after him. They aren’t the only ones, as the new boy in town, Alaric, is also a hunter. Other vampires are coming soon in order to break the vampires that were sealed in by Emily underneath the church. Now that Damon discovered this, he won’t be leaving Mystic Falls anytime soon. Elena gets into a bad accident and she meets one of the new vamps.

The show is getting less ridiculous, but I can’t really handle the romantic bits between Elena and Stefan. It’s still 100% pedophilia, as he’s almost 150 years older than she is.

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Elena wakes up. Ben’s in the room with her. He’s sleeping. She’s trying to get out. She doesn’t escape. Anna looks her in the bathroom. She finds Bonnie in the bathtub.

Stephen asks Damon for help, but he doesn’t want to. He needs to find Anna’s place.

Duke from Duke is throwing a party with 10 kegs. Everyone is going.

Damon goes looking for Bonnie at Sheila’s. She makes him burn and tells him to get lost.

Stephen gets a call from Anna. She wants the grimoire. Anna meets Jeremy in the park, he asks her out to the party. She gets Damon to cooperate easily enough when she threatens Elena.

Stephen saves Bonnie and Elena. Sheila told him where to find Bonnie. She used a locator spell. She says that she’ll open the tomb as long as they’ll kill all the other vamps. Katherine can get out.

Anna discovers Ben cowering. Elena makes Damon trust her. They go to the tomb. Meanwhile, a party is going on. Anna tells Jeremy that she’s moving away with her mom.

Sheila and her granddaughter Bonnie start the ritual. It opens the door. There is a double hostage situation going on. Damon grabs Elena to go into the vault. Anna has got Jeremy. She wants to get her mom. Sheila says that no one is coming out of there. Stephen incinerates Ben. Sheila tells Stephen that the seal prevents all vampires from getting out. Stephen goes into the vault when he hears Elena scream after Anna grabbed her hand. Anna found her mother.

Elena is out and realizes that Stephen can’t come out. Damon can’t find Katherine. The witches are chanting another spell. Anna and Pearl get out. All of the player characters get out.

Katherine wasn’t inside. Damon discovers from Anna and Pearl that the guard at the church let her go in exchange for turning him. Last time that Anna saw Katherine, it was in 1983 in Chicago. She knew where Damon was and didn’t care.

Sheila is dead. Another vampire made it out. He opens the door to let everyone out.

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