Various Glee Quotes

People thought I went away on vacation, but I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
Britney in Glee S02E01

I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
Britney in Glee S02E02

It’s a Britney Spears sex riot.
Coach Sylvester Glee S02E02

I’m not making out with you because I’m in love with you and I want to sing about making lady-babies.
Santana in Glee S02E04

-Hi. So, I just want you to know that I’m really into you.
-OK. I’m a little confused. You’ve never made eye contact with me.
-I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot.
Britney and Artie

For our duet, we’re gonna do it.
Britney

The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.
Santana in Glee S02E18