Survivor One World A Bunch of Idiots S24E05 (CBS)

Survivor One World

This season starts out with two surprises. Well, not really, but two changes to the game. The first thing is that the two tribes will be living in the same camp. The other thing is that it’s men vs women, kind of like on The Apprentice. Good or bad? In my opinion, it’s mostly good. A bunch of women together is a recipe for disaster. They will immediately start bickering, infighting and just making things go wrong. This is what happens with the ladies.

Finally, after last week’s move by the men, who have all become idiots by voluntarily going to tribal council, the producers decided that it was time to mix things up or they’d have more idiotic moves like that. The tribes are split up and Colton is stuck with the “losers”. That kid needs to get beaten up for all of his racist slurs. Unfortunately, he’s got an immunity idol and he’s probably smart enough to figure out when to use it unless he’s completely blindsided.

The new Salani tribe kicks Manono’s ass, and Colton applies his magic to his tribe to get the strongest woman voted out. I don’t know how this will work for him, as they’ll probably end up losing all of the challenges.

Warning: spoilers ahead.

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But it was the men’s tribe who lost their minds.
Jeff Probst

I’m still dumfounded by the men’s idiotic move to go to tribal council and vote out Bill.

The girls ask Troy why they went to tribal.

They are so dumb. They handed us a million dollars.
Alicia

It’s time for the next reward challenge. Jeff tells them that they are switching tribes. Finally, someone in the production team finally recovered their mind. Monica has got a great body. As does Kim.

The new Salani is Mike, Sabrina, Kat, Kim, Jay, Chelsea and Troy. Tarzan, Colton, Christina, Alicia, Monica, Leif and Jonas are the new Manano. They have to fill a container with water with a leaking trough.

They are playing for treats, peanut butter, etc. The winning tribe will continue to live at the One World beach. The losing tribe needs to go to a new beach and make a new camp.

Monica takes a hard fall. Then falls again. Salani has a bit of a lead. Salani wins reward and stays at the One World camp.

It’s like Greek gods versus peasants.
Colton

I am on a tribe with people who suck.
Colton

Colton tells Christina what she wants to hear so that he gets information. Then he tells the same to Monica.

Mike and Chelsea go crabbing. They get back and catch a chicken.

Jay and Troy talk strategy with Kim.

Colton tells Alysha that they need to get rid of Christina first. Alicia disagrees. She wants a man gone.

At Salani, Kim is trying to find the other immunity idol. She finds it. She immediately tells Chelsea. That’s stupid.

At Manono, they catch a chicken but it gets out. Colton tries to convince Alicia to take out Monica and Christina.

It’s time for the next immunity challenge. Three members will race into the water and score some goals by throwing a ball into a basket. First tribe to three wins immunity. Salani scores first easily. Mike misses the basket five times in a row and now it’s a melee. He tosses away some players and finally scores but Leif made a good effort. Salani leads 2-0. Monica scores. It’s 2-1. Mike scores, Salani wins. It was a decisive win.

At Manono, Colton and Alicia plan on getting rid of Monica.

Tarzan at the challenge, it looked like watching wounded hippo trying to walk over the water.
Christina

Colton tells Tarzan and Leif that they are voting Monica out. This is after Jonas told Leif to vote for Tarzan.

It’s really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.
Colton

It’s time for tribal. For a blindside, Alicia sure doesn’t know how to do it. After sucking up for a couple of sentences, she says that Monica is a threat. Tarzan has a pretty developed vocabulary and reveals that he’s got nominal aphasia. He has trouble remembering names.

Votes to Evict

Alicia Monica
Christina Tarzan
Colton Monica
Jonas Monica
Leif Monica
Monica Tarzan
Tarzan Monica

Monica is voted out by a 5-2 vote.

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34 Responses to “Survivor One World A Bunch of Idiots S24E05 (CBS)”


  1. 1 mikidemillion March 21, 2012 at 11:36

    I love that Tarzan knows a lot of big words yet can’t recall a name. It was hilarious when Colton kept asking him to repeat over and over again who to vote out, even though I can’t stand Colton now. The sight of him makes me sick. What is wrong with those people? Can’t they unite and vote that guy out? I guess being hungry and tired and cold doesn’t help one’s mental capacity.

    I thought the women were playing a bad game, but the men sure haven’t stepped up to play any better.

    Wonder what surprises are in store for us tomorrow.

    I’m reading Moby Dick and our local PBS station is airing a special piece on whaling. I would have never been interested in that, but Moby Dick is so good I have to go watch this special because it’s really saying all of the things Melville put in his book. Interesting.

    See you next week!


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