Big Brother UK S12E61 (Channel 5)

Everyone looks miserable. By breaking ranks, Aaron really messed up.

Lou comes to the diary room. She hasn’t slept. Lou says that she knew what she was doing.

Big Brother UK S12E60 (Channel 5)

I haven’t been that impressed with the nominations twists. HM are unaware that they will nominate later today. Faye is making breakfast.

Lou comes to the diary room. Lou says that she’d probably keep £10K. The rest, she’d give to her family.

Big Brother UK S12E59 (Channel 5)

Aaron and Faye have a morning snuggle in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Jay and Lou are trumping.

Aaron comes to the diary room. He says that the house has paired off. Aaron can’t fathom their inane conversations. They are like children. Jay and Lou are in love. He’s also getting along well with Faye.

Big Brother UK S12E58 (Channel 5)

There are 14 days left in BBUK. The board has changed. There is a suitcase filled with money on it and four green spots for the four finalists.

I want to snort ya armpits and sweat.
Jay to Lou

All of the HM come to the diary room. They’d like to win it. They all think that Harry wants to win it the most, which is why he’ll get evicted later. Tom thinks that Alex will win.

Big Brother UK S12E56-57 (Channel 5)

It’s eviction time and I think that Faye will get evicted. She was one of the replacement nominees for Jem, who walked out of the BBUK house. A brand new vote started up when they were nominated.

Faye wakes up in a good mood. Faye and Aaron snuggle and kiss in bed. Tom says that out of all of the HM, he’ll miss Aaron the most. He’ll cry. Alex notices a hole in her shoe. Then she says that they are 2 sizes to small. Harry is flabbergasted. Why does she buy shoes that don’t fit? Alex says that she liked them.

Big Brother UK S12E55 (Channel 5)

Jem has been tossing and turning all night. She’s supposed to finally leave the BBUK house. Good riddance!

Harry is annoyed by the whole rigamarole. Lou wants her to stay.

Big Brother UK S12E54 (Channel 5)

So tonight, Jem will walk out of the house. Aaron hasn’t budged today. He’s still in bed. Last night, Alex and Tom hooked up a bit under the covers.

Jay is trying to talk Aaron out of leaving. He tells Faye that he’s a bit numb and doesn’t know what to think.

Big Brother US S12E53 (Channel 5)

It’s nominations day! The BBUK is nervous. There is a twist. Today, the noms will be made on the HM’s behalf by the people closest to them. I don’t know if I like it.

Jem thinks that HM will vote randomly. She’s an idiot. Aaron thinks that Jem is winding people up, so she is going to be nominated.

Big Brother UK S12E52 (Channel 5)

The silence has fallen, but not for Doctor Who, but for the BBUK HM.

Jem is liking all of the attention she’s getting, and even though she feels better, she tells the HM that she is on the fence.

Aaron tells Faye that Jay and Lou were at it last night. Jay is reporting what happened in the diary room. He’s being evasive about the details.

Big Brother UK S12E51 (Channel 5)

Don’t Jem and Faye realize that they look like idiots with their animal toques? They are about 20 years too old for this to look cute.

Aaron got into Faye’s bed last night. Tom passes a comment to Jem the next morning. Tom says that Faye looks silly. Jem agrees. Tom feels bad for Aaron, because it’s a bit of a headfuck. He doesn’t know whether Faye is coming or join. Tom makes Jay some breakfast. Jem comes to complain to Jay about Faye.