This is a guide for the olds so that they can appear hip to the youngs. Awesomesaucilicious!
To indicate you’re hip to the awesomesauciness of epic mastication, next time you invite a colleague to lunch say something like, “Wanna grab some lunch? Om nom nom!” “Oh man,” your colleague will think, “That person is passionate about life and capable of chewing! I would like him or her on my team.”