Big Brother UK S09D48 (Channel 4)

This week, the HM nominated for eviction are Darnell, Mo and Bex.

This week, the HM have to face the test of time. Dale is immune from eviction and doesn’t have to participate in the task. He only has to supervise.

Mikey and Mo had to turn off two alarm clocks out of 600. Mikey’s super hearing was very useful.

Yesterday Bex kept going on about zorses. She wants to buy one. They are 20000$ for two in the US. They are a cross between horses and zebras.

Two days ago, Dale became the new HOH. HM from hell have to peel and dice onions in the garden in order to earn the right to nominate. It’s not that bad. Darnell and Mikey are complaining already. Darnell kicks the pile of onions. Well, now he knows what it feels like. Mo tries to encourage him. I hope that Darnell gets evicted, he’s become really annoying.

Bex and Dale hope that they get food when the HM from hell pass their task. Luke, Stu and Bex discuss what will happen next week. One of them needs to become HOH in order to ensure that there is a proper swap. May must not become HOH.

Lisa says that out of all of the HM, she’s been tested the most. Rex says that he misses his girlfriend. He feels sick everyday because of this. Mikey is pissed off at Rex who keeps complaining about wanting to go. He tells him to either shut up or leave, and stop whingeing about it all of the time.

Nominations

Dale                 Darnell             Mo       “He’s a tit, he’s greedy and lazy.”
Luke                Darnell              Mo       “He screwed up being HOH.”
May                 Bex                  Stu
Bex                  Darnell             Mo       “He’s annoying, irritating, greedy.”
Rex                  Lisa                 Mikey  “She makes up a lot of stuff.”
Stu                   Darnell            Mo
Darnell             Bex                  Luke    “I don’t get along with her.”
Lisa                 Darnell           Rex      “He makes a fuss about so many things.”
Kath                Bex                Luke
Mo          Bex   Stu       “She’s filthy, she leaves her dirty knickers everywhere.”
Mikey              Darnell         Kath    “He demonstrated that he wasn’t a leader.”
Rachel             Bex              Luke    “He looks down on people.”
Sara                 Mo               Rachel “He’s just so greedy.”

Darnell received 6 noms. Mo and Bex received 5. They will all face the public vote on Friday.

Since the HM from hell passed the task, they can nominate. In the pool, Bex starts screaming like a madwoman. She screams that she needs stitches. She’s got a splinter in her hand. She lies in her bed. She’s still wet from the pool. Luke tries to stop her.

Darnell starts spouting some BS. He says that this what the first week that people chosen to go into heaven and hell. He talks rubbish to Stu. Stu tells Darnell that he did the same thing the week before. Darnell says that the votes are going to be split down the middle, heaven vs hell. Stu doesn’t agree with him and tells him as much.

Stu tells Bex, Luke and Dale what just happened. He says that Darnell just raised this point with him, about the way that the votes are going to go down, heaven vs hell, just to get hell to vote for heaven. He’s a game player. Dale calls him a f**king shitbag. Bex says that she is in pain, and Darnell is talking shit outside.

I can’t be friends with someone so volatile.
Dale on Darnell

He’s an absolute moron. I can’t articulate into words how infuriated I am at the amount of greed that the oozes from his body. He always want food all the time.
Luke on Mo

She’s been busting my ears out all week. She shattered his eardrums. Everybody has gotten sick to death about the happy happy house BS. She’s the biggest game player.
Mikey about Kath

May tells Darnell that he needs to learn to be in the middle. He’s too full on. He’s too aggressive. He needs to think before he speaks.

Dale is called to the diary room for food. He jumps for joy when he sees the food. It’s curry and booze. The reward is for HM from heaven only.

Mo, Kath and Darnell look on greedily as the HM eat the food. Sara just looks desperately jealous. Now Darnell truly knows what it feels like.

Darnell comes to the diary room. Darnell is fuming and thinks that he just got slapped in the face when he saw the Indian take-away. He realizes what an ass he was last week when it happened. He doesn’t think much of Dale.

Rachel, Kath, Mo and Darnell are in the kitchen. Stu, May and Sara are at the sofas. Sara feels left out.

Mikey and Lisa are in the bedroom. Lisa says that they are all taking the mickey out of her, for saying that Bex should go to heaven with Luke. Bex wouldn’t be livable without Luke. They’ll have to go to hell to be kept together.

Bex throws some beer on Luke.

Kath and Darnell are talking nomination votes. Dale is in the diary room. He says that the ambiance hasn’t been very good in the house. Darnell and Mo are talking it too serious. Darnell is worried about being nominated. A lot of HM haven’t been impressed by the way he talks to them.

Luke and Bex are play fighting. She throws herself and Luke in the pool while Mo and Darnell watch from the window.

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