I wasn’t allowed to laugh when I was at home, so now I’m compensating…
-For how long?
I’ve been with my wife for seven years, but we’ve only been married for three years.
-Wow… How old are you?
-I don’t believe you. Show me your cards!
-This one doesn’t say how old you are… I can’t believe that you’re 32. You don’t look that old.
Yep, that’s me.
Conversation I had in French with Caroline, a 19 year old mathematics students last week.
-Est-ce que tu peux faire de la place pour mon amoureux? Je veux être assise près de lui…
(Could you make a place for my lover, I would like to sit next to him…)
Gabrielle to Benoit
Le Bonnet D’Âne. Too dark and too lazy to Photoshop.