How long will it take Hank to mess things up with Karen? Not very long. Hank’s usual nice disposition doesn’t win him any favorites when he tries to talk his way out of a warning. He just gets arrested.
I enjoyed the whole first series. Even though some critics were against some of the more controversial scenes, I enjoyed them. It paints an interesting picture of the life of Hank Moody and his messed up life. Hank has been a real asshole in the past, but at the end of it all he’s a good man. If you thought that the second season was going to be any less controversial, think again. This time, it’s mouth rape.
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
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Hank discovers a lot more about Janie. He also sleeps with Rosario, her maid. He finds out that Janie’s husband is forcing Rosario to pursue an affair with him. He brings this to light. Janie wants to go on a date. Daisy is teaching Charlie cock control.
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Mia is singing Ashby a terrible song. She sings like shit. Hank tells her as much.
It’s as if Janis and Alanis had a baby!
Ashby on Mia’s singing.
Hank tells Lou that he has to head back to see Janie once again. Lou says that he will cut Hank if he touches her. Jamie is lounging in her pool in a bikini, and Hank is asking her questions. She couldn’t handle him sharing with other women. Janie has got a hot maid. Hank has to hide when her overprotective husband comes back.
Charlie is sending off Marcy to her mother’s.
Put down those shuffle board sticks, Marcy’s coming to suck your dicks!
Marcy leaving for the airport
Hank takes a piss in Janie’s gazebo. The maid is walks in to smoke some weed. Karen sees Mia being picked up by Ashby. The maid hasn’t yet said a word to him. Hank has been speaking Spanglish with him. She hasn’t told him that she speaks English. He’s surprised when she does. Janie’s husband arrives to see Rosario. It turns out that he screws Rosario and it’s part of her work.
Charlie is having a meet with a production company. The only problem is that she needs bigger boobs. Charlie says that they will consider the offer if the company pays for the boobs.
After smoking some more pot, Rosario wants to get it on with Hank. Hank gets a call from Karen. She’s pissed that Mia is dating Ashby. Hank is stoned and Karen guesses as much. Rosario speaks up as well and Karen hangs up.
Charlie tries to make Daisy reconsider getting implants. Karen drops by to see Ashby. She tells him that Mia is a minor. After telling him off, she falls down the stairs.
After their tryst in the pool house, Rosario wants Hank to make a quiet escape, but when he sees the Janie’s husband, he stops to say hello. They tell him that it’s over between Ron and Rosario. Janie walks in on Hank telling him off. Janie actually knew all about the affair. Janie tells him that if he wants to see her again, he’ll just have to ask her out.
Daisy gets naked in Charlie’s bed. She tells him that cock control is mainly mental. He comes pretty quickly. Daisy has got something to solve Charlie’s ejaculatory problems. While they are screwing in bed, Charlie learns that Marcy never made it to her mother’s.
Ashby cleans up Karen’s injury. He learns that she’s not aware that Hank screwed Mia. He reconsiders telling her and kisses her. She pushes him off and leaves. Hank turns up at Karen’s place for sushi with Becca. Becca is going out with Damian. Karen is about to leave. Karen says that she took care of the Mia problem and that Ashby is a great kisser.
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Paola Turbay as Rosario the beautiful Maid. Follow this gorgeous Colombian actress on twitter: @paolaturbay