How long will it take Hank to mess things up with Karen? Not very long. Hank’s usual nice disposition doesn’t win him any favorites when he tries to talk his way out of a warning. He just gets arrested.
I enjoyed the whole first series. Even though some critics were against some of the more controversial scenes, I enjoyed them. It paints an interesting picture of the life of Hank Moody and his messed up life. Hank has been a real asshole in the past, but at the end of it all he’s a good man. If you thought that the second season was going to be any less controversial, think again. This time, it’s mouth rape.
Warning: Spoilers ahead and strong language.
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Charlie’s divorce is proceeding. Sonja has a baby. Hank and Karen decide to move forward. Hank finishes his Ashby book. Basically that’s it.
This episode, like most Californication episodes, is filled with extremely good dialogue. I’ve jotted down a few interesting quotes, there’s just priceless. A warning though, just like Dexter, most of the quotes are for adults. That doesn’t make them any less funny.
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Karen revealed that she was interviewing for jobs in NYC. Charlie had a breakdown in the last episode. Ashby had an attack.
Moody is writing his novel on an old typewriter. He’s still living in Ashby’s place. He finishes it, smokes a joint and takes a drink. He has a talk with Ashby, who died.
Hank goes to Ashby’s grave. Mia is there. She’s about to leave on a book tour. She admits that fucking him was just a way of screwing with Moody. Then, she kind of liked him.
Karen tells Hank that she got a dream job in NYC. She tells him that he’s not invited to come to NYC. Karen doesn’t want to be around when Sonja gives birth to Hank’s child.
Moody learns that Damian was making out with another girl at Ashby’s place. It turns out that Charlie is selling BMWs in the Valley.
Sonja is about to give birth. Julian shows up totally drunk on tequila. Sonja isn’t happy. Hank intervenes. Julian cries like a baby.
Don’t get near me or I’ll rip your fucking face off!
Sonja to Julian
-You’re crying, while I’m pushing a god damned bowling ball through my pussy, my sweet, beautiful pussy that is never going to look the same again. I should be crying.
-You are crying.
-I did have a pretty pussy, didn’t I Hank?
-Oh my God, yes. I mean a beautiful pussy.
-I’d put it in the top ten of pussies. You know, no disrespect to yours Karen, number one pussy in the world with a bullet.
-Fuck you. (Karen’s response)
Daisy comes home and finds Charlie wanking off to his porno flick. Daisy arrives home with Gus, someone from her acting class. A bit later, Charlie comes back home. Daisy tells Charlie that she had sex with Gus.
Julian pukes. Sonja gives birth to a black baby. Hank is ecstatic. He tells Karen that he loves her. Karen says so too. Sonja forgot that she screwed a Lenny Kravitz looking barista.
Maybe we should have some sex, fuck through the pain.
-I had sex with Gus. I got confused.
-You got confused? What the fuck does that mean?
-Well, I’ve never done a scene like that before, and when we got to the kissing part, I got all confused. My auto pilot kicked in. I kissed him for real and the next thing you know he was inside me.
-That sounds like rape.
-No, not really, Unless he wants to press charges. It felt good, he had a really nice cock.
-Jesus Christ Daisy.
-I’m sorry, does that make you feel bad?
-Yeah, it makes me feel bad, it makes me want to throw up.
-Do you want me to suck your dick?
-No. Yes. I don’t know. Now I’m confused.
-See this is confusing stuff. Maybe we should take a break.
-Take a break, I just left my wife for you.
-I didn’t ask you to.
-I know. It just seemed incredibly romantic.
-Maybe we should have some sex, fuck through the pain.
-OK citizen, Fuck the guts out of me.
Charlie and Daisy
Karen and Hank have sex. She wants him to come to NYC with them. Her vagina has come very attached to him.
Charlie talks with Marcy. She doesn’t want anything to do with him.
The Moodys are packing up their stuff. Damian shows up to say goodbye. He gives her an iPod and tells her that he loves her. Becca goes on a walk with Damian. Karen liked how he handled that because they wanted to have a moment alone. Karen says that she feels bad about splitting them up now. Hank says that he’ll stay behind with Becca for a while. They have a quickie. She loves him even more.
Karen leaves for NYC. Becca and Hank stay in LA for now. They walk on the pier and meet Michelle, the surfer chick. Hank is tempted and Michelle gives him a smooch and leaves.
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