Raul Gutierrez and the Lies He Tells His Children

I like this one:

Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.

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and this one:

There are 71 flavors of snow, but only 63 flavors of water.

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(via cf)

August 11, 2009

Lies I’ve told my 4 year old recently

The mole men live in the subways.

The bird men live in the skies.

The monster doesn’t actually live under the bed (he’s hiding somewhere else nearby).

There are 71 flavors of snow, but only 63 flavors of water.

Author: range

I'm mathematician/IT strategist/blogger from Canada living in Taipei.

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