Californication Slow Happy Boys S03E05 (Showtime)

Californication title card, via Wikipedia

How long will it take Hank to mess things up with Karen? Not very long. Hank’s usual nice disposition doesn’t win him any favorites when he tries to talk his way out of a warning. He just gets arrested.

I enjoyed the whole first series. I enjoyed the second series as well. Even though some critics were against some of the more controversial scenes, I enjoyed them. It paints an interesting picture of the life of Hank Moody and his messed up life. Hank has been a real asshole in the past, but at the end of it all he’s a good man. If you thought that the second season was going to be any less controversial, think again. This time, it’s mouth rape. The third season starts smoothly enough.

Warning: Spoilers ahead and strong language.

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Hank is a college teacher. That’s a strong word. He’s just trying to make some money. He’s got trouble at home with Becca. Runkle is still trying to patch things up with his ex, but he comes across the fact that she likes rape fantasies. He tries to do one himself. It doesn’t work out. He’s moved back into his house.

Kathleen Turner looks really bad as his nympho boss. She keeps trying to get into Runkle’s pants. I don’t know which is more disturbing. Runkle messes things up with Marcie by relenting to his boss’ sexual harassment. Moody fantasizes about Jackie and has sex with his TA Jill, while fooling around with Felicia. All in all, a good day for Hank Moody!

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Becca doesn’t want to visit her mom in NYC. She says that Chelsea has Lakers tickets. Hank warns Karen about Becca. Hank’s buddy is coming by. Hank picks him up from the airport. Slaz has got 3 kids and lame come on lines. Laz tells Hank that the is through with his wife Kim. After an argument, he hopped on a plane to LA.

Daisy comes by to see Runkle. She’s got a new set of boobs. Daisy says that she’s got a bunch of STDs.

My vagina looks like downtown Baghdad right now.

Flaz and Hank go to a party, thanks to Runkle. They meet Sue’s husband, who is in a wheel chair. Marcy wants to screw in Sue’s house. Runkle tells Marcy about the STDs. She knocks him on the kisser. She runs off with his car.

Flaz gets busy with a chick who has a dick. He hits her and makes a scene. Hank decides to go to Faster Pussycat. Jackie is there. Flaz gets thrown out for sucking on a strippers nipple. Hank tries to defend and they start a brawl.

Hank wakes up with Jackie in his bed. There is a midget there as well. Runkle is in bed with two strippers. He asks her to wake up Slaz by lying in his arms. Slaz tells Hank that he’s sick. He needs to take care of himself. That’s why he had a big blowout with Kim the other day. He drops off Slaz at the airport to pick up Becca. She arrives with Karen.

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