The Vampires Diaries Haunted S01E07 (CW)

The Vampire Diaries logo on CW, image via wikipedia
The Vampire Diaries logo on CW, image via wikipedia

Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.

This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.

So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!

Warning: spoilers ahead

Vicki comes to see Ty. She tries to drink his blood, but Stefan and Damon arrive to save him. Damon compels him to forget. The next day, Jeremy is helping in the search for Vicki. Vicki calls Matt. She says that she is fine. She needs time.

She perks up when she is fed animal blood. She wants people blood. Damon and Stefan both have different philosophies about dealing with vampirism. Elena comes by to see Stefan. She wants to know about Vicki.

Bonnie is with her grandma. She says that their family fled Salem in the 17th century. She’s been talking history for 2 days. Bonnie wants to get to the fun part. Her grandma sends her to school. The conspiracy against the vamps is in peril. Damon is finding them out pretty quickly.

Matt tells Ty that Vicki called. Caroline gives Bonnie her witch’s costume. She gives her the crystal that Damon was after.

Elena is hanging around Vicki and Stefan. Stefan is schooling Vicki in the ways of vampires. Elena warns Vicki off Jeremy. Vicki isn’t impressed. She grabs her throat and does the same. It’s good that someone finally did that to Elena. She needs to come off her high horse. I think she needs to be slapped around a bit by Damon. We all know that the vampire pedo won’t be doing that quickly.

Vicki comes to see Damon, who takes her out. Stefan tries to stop them. Damon wants to show her vampire powers. He shows her his celerity. She uses it to run away. She goes home. She can’t enter the house until someone invites her. Matt does so. That’s a stupid myth. Stefan arrives, but Vicki tells him not to let him in.

Jeremy is still calling Vicki. She texts him back to meet up at the Halloween party at school.

Damon tries to compel Mrs. Buchanan. He sees that she is wearing a bracelet that protects her. Zack promised her to give her some Verbena. She starts talking about the Founder’s Council and vampires.

Elena arrives at the party and learns from Matt that Vicki is dressed up as a vamp. She’s after Jeremy of course. Stefan abducts her into an empty classroom. He says that she’s got the hunger. Since Matt doesn’t know what is happening to Vicki, he lets her get away from Stefan. She finds Jeremy and they leave.

Damon spots his necklace on Bonnie. He tries to take it away but it burns him.

Vicki starts feeding on Jeremy. She pushes Elena away. Stefan arrives, but Vicki is gone. She grabs Jeremy and starts feeding on Elena. Stefan stakes her through the heart.

Bonnie comes to see her gram. She says that the necklace belonged to a powerful witch in her family, her great-great-great-great grandmother Emily Bennett.

Damon arrives after Stefan calls him. Elena is being a bitch as usual. Damon tells her to leave. Her wounds are bleeding. She comes home and finds Jeremy there with Stefan. She wants Stefan to make Jeremy forget what happened. Stefan says that he can’t do it right because of the way that he is. Damon arrives and says that he can do it. Elena wants Jeremy to think that Vicki left town and won’t be coming back.

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