I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true.
Where to begin? The douchebagginess of the cast leaves you speechless. There are no words to describe these self-professed guidos and guidettes. In tonight’s episode, sparks fly as Ronnie and Sammi hook up and fight once again. Ronnie admits to loving Sammi. Meanwhile, Angelina gets super-drunk and cock-blocks The Situation and Pauly D, who don’t take kindly to her cock-blocking ways.
The boys are eating up all the drama that the girls are creating. Basically, it’s because Angelina talked shit about Jenni, Sammi, and Schnookums in Jersey, so they are very annoyed that she’s here. Naturally, Angelina denies this. Once again, Jenni gets extremely aggressive. I wonder when she’s start hitting Angelina. Angelina better be careful, because Jenni is a strong girl, as The Situation learned last week.
Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]
Mike has had enough of Ange. Ron and Sam go home. Ron finds Mike sitting still. Pauly sends Ange’s friend away. Her buddy Gina is still there.
Vinny says that they’ve all had huge blowouts with her. There’s a reason why. The boys are talking about Ange. They say that Ange is dirty. They make some jokes. Ange does a VT and it looks like she’s going home. Jenni and Tom come home. Mike tells Jenni what happened. Jenni says in the diary room that Ange has been through a lot. Jenni and Tom talk with Ange. Jenni tells her not to leave.
Vinny and Pauly have fun with saying t-shirt time. Mike is taking Samantha to Klutch. She arrives at the house.
The HM go out. Ange meets up with José. Mike shows off his abs to some random girls and Sam tells them off. When they come home, Mike smushes Sam. She moans loudly. The HM have a lot of fun hearing the sounds of sex.
Oh God, come on, let’s do it again.
Ange sleeps in Mike’s bed with José. Mike discovers this during the night. Sam gets up and has egg sandwiches with MVP. Vinny and Pauly ask her if Mike was good in bed.
Gina leaves. Mike tells everyone about Ange sleeping in his bed. Jenni thinks that Ange is provoking everyone.
Mike and Ange get into it again.
The next day, the boys do GTL. There is something stinky in the Escalade. Someone left a grill cheese sandwich in the car.
Snooki makes a checklist at the gelato shop. She does while she is working. She wants to find a guido juicehead. Tom goes home. Jenni cries. Snooki shows her list to Jenni.
All of the HM talk about Ange. They think that she is leaving. No one is going to miss her. She comes home and makes things difficult. She doesn’t want to go out to dinner and the club. Ange is not making much sense. She says that they are a bunch of fake people. Mike tells her to get the f*ck out.
My v-neck is so fresh, that I skipped t-shirt time. It defied the rules of t-shirt time.
Ange stays behind alone. Pauly is out with his girl. He likes her a lot and it’s mutual.
I’m ready to creep.
Snooki hooks up with Alex. Snooki orders him to make out with her. Her ass in the air. Alex is a guy with whom Ange had hooked up.
I’m in shock that Snooki had the balls to do it.
Ange is packing up her stuff. She wants to leave. She stays behind to say bye to the HM. The HM see her packed bags when they come back. Ange sees Alex. He lies about what he did with Snooki and she sends him packing.
Ange just likes my sloppy seconds.
Snooki is drunk and starts arguing with Ange. It gets really loud. She asks one of the guys to hold her earrings and gets in a cat fight with Ange. The guys move the coffee table away. Jenni pulls her off. Snooki is ready to go again. Ange pounces on her. She made a mess.
To call me fake is like blasphemy.
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- Jersey Shore S01E04 Fade to Black
- Jersey Shore S01E05 Just Another Day At The Shore
- Jersey Shore S01E06 Boardwalk Blowouts
- Jersey Shore S01E07 What Happens In AC
- Jersey Shore S01E08 One Shot
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- Jersey Shore S02E01
- Jersey Shore S02E02
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