Jersey Shore Girls Like That S02E11 (MTV)

The crew getting into another fight via Animal NY

I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true.

Where to begin? The douchebagginess of the cast leaves you speechless. There are no words to describe these self-professed guidos and guidettes. In tonight’s episode, sparks fly as Ronnie and Sammi hook up and fight once again. Ronnie admits to loving Sammi. Meanwhile, Angelina gets super-drunk and cock-blocks The Situation and Pauly D, who don’t take kindly to her cock-blocking ways.

The boys are eating up all the drama that the girls are creating. Basically, it’s because Angelina talked shit about Jenni, Sammi, and Schnookums in Jersey, so they are very annoyed that she’s here. Naturally, Angelina denies this. Once again, Jenni gets extremely aggressive. I wonder when she’s start hitting Angelina. Angelina better be careful, because Jenni is a strong girl, as The Situation learned last week.

Warning: This post might offend you.

[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]

I found that Bones episode with the Jersey Shore references hilarious. Tempy was approaching the Guido subculture as a distinct tribe, which was really funny.

Pauly D wakes up. The bad aura has gone. Mike and Pauly get rid of Ange’s bed. They have trouble getting the bed frame out. They don’t disassemble it. Lastly, they pull that shit apart. They didn’t use any tools. They throw her shit out into the garbage.

The boys get some lobster. Jenni and Nicole decide to save a lobster. They are complete idiots. It was a half-assed effort.

Nicole wants to make up with Sam. Jenni doesn’t want to get involved. Sam accepts Snooki’s apology. Sam doesn’t acknowledge Jenni. Jenni apologizes. Sammi doesn’t really accepts it.

I used to beat girls like that up in high school.
Jenni

Vinny is talking with Ramona. She blew him off last time. She apologized and wants to go to the beach with Vinny. Jenni goes to do GTL with the boys. Vinny gets ready and waits for a few hours. Two hot girls give Vinny a call. He gives Ramona another 5 minutes. She doesn’t come by so Vinny goes to meet the girls. Ramona finally calls him back. She’s lost. He has to cancel on the other girls. Ramona is Romanian. She’s slightly taller than Vinny. They hang out at the beach for the day. They kiss when she leaves.

Snooki’s friend Ryder comes to see Snooks. She calls Snooki drunk.

OMG, this girl is literally on a ship taking off to another planet. She’s not worth talking to.
Jenni about Ryder

Snooks is worried that Ryder will miss her flight, so she calls her at 4AM. Naturally, the girl doesn’t answer. Ryder arrives. They immediately go out for drinks.

Later, the HM go out. It looks like Mike will get too aggressive with some girls. Pauly and Mike are creepin. They see a lot of grenades at Klutch. Mike is really aggressive with the girls at Klutch. Sammi and Ron find him disgusting. He gets told off by some girl. They hook onto Pauly instead. Mike wants to round everybody up to leave. Snooki isn’t leaving. Mike picks up Snooks and tries to get her to leave. Sammi, Ryder, and Snooki tell him to f*ck off. Mike and Snooks get into it. He ruins Nicole’s night and she just wants to go to bed. They don’t talk back at the house.

Ron and Vinny go to the gelato shop. Pauly and Mike do GTL. Snooki invites Sam to go to XO with Ryder and Jenni. Sam stays at the house alone. Ron comes back. Sam asks her what to do.

Nicole and Ryder don’t really talk. They exchange a lot of grunts. For some reason, they decide to mix up a lot of foods and make a drink. It’s disgusting. They go get some alcohol.

They spend a lot of time drinking alcohol and getting ready for the club. Vinny meets up with Ramona. Mike wants to get with Ramona. He is a total asshole. He goes after Ramona. Pauly sees him pulling a robbery. Ramona tells Pauly. Vinny is worried that Mike is going to kiss his girl. Jenni and Pauly notice that Mike is staring hard at Vinny and Ramona. He’s getting really angry.

The Situation is sitting there with no chick, watching the show.
Pauly

For some reason, Mike starts kissing Nicole. She pushes him away. He starts to boss everyone around to leave. He slaps Snooki on the mouth. Everyone elects to stay.

Mike used to be cool. He’s a creep.
Snooki

Mike is on the edge, he’s got no patience with anybody.
Ron

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