Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.
This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.
So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!
Warning: spoilers ahead
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Ty comes to see Caroline. He wants to know about Mason. She can’t hide the truth from him. He shakes her up a bit. Caroline tells Stefan.
Jules comes to see Ty. She says that she needs to show him the ropes, it’s her duty.
John says that he is here to protect Elena. John tells Jenna that he is Elena’s biological father.
Stefan goes to see Ty.
Jules goes to see her boyfriend Brady. He just arrived in town. He is here to help out with her plans.
I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Jules
Marten talks with Bonnie. He wanted to tell her that Elijah is a ‘man’ of his word.
Jenna, Alaric, Elena, Damon, and John are at the Grill. Damon wants answers. John isn’t giving any.
Jules comes for Caroline. She ends up shot in the head and captured. Brady has her in a cage and shoots her with some wooden bullets. Jules calls Stefan with Caroline’s phone. She wants Ty. Stefan calls Elena. She tells Damon.
Stefan arrives with Ty to see Jules. Damon arrives as well. They are quickly surrounded by werewolves. There is a big fight. It looks like the Salvatores are going to win, but there are too many. Ty frees Caroline. She’s about to get shot by Jules. Jules just shot Damon and Stefan is about to be staked.
There is a ringing sound. Dr. Marten arrives on the scene. All of the werewolves are on the floor asleep. He’s here to see that Elijah’s promise is upheld. He tells Damon, Stefan, and Caroline to leave. Marten tells Ty that when his buddies awaken, they need to get the hell out of this town.
John comes to see Damon. He gives him a way to kill the original vampires. He got this info from Isobel.
Ty comes by to apologize to Caroline. She doesn’t want to hear it. She didn’t tell Ty because she wanted to protect her friends and to protect him. His new buddies tortured her. Ty says that he didn’t know who to trust. She says that you trust your friends and you help them. That’s what you do. And right now, they are no longer friends so he should take that back to his little werewolf pack. She slams the door at him.
Ty goes to see Brady and Jules. He tells them about the moonstone that Mason was trying to find.
Stefan pops by to see Caroline with Elena and Bonnie. The girls are going to comfort Caroline.
Damon is in his bath with Andy Star, the town’s reporter. He called her for a booty call, but that’s not it. He tells her that he kills people. Then, he has to hypnotize her. Then he drinks from her.
John goes to see Katherine. He will try to get her out of the tomb.
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