Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.
This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.
So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!
Warning: spoilers ahead
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We see how Mason became a werewolf. Some friend attacked him and he killed him. It triggered the curse. Mason wants the moonstone, but Ty doesn’t give it up.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.
Stefan trying to scare Bella Elena
There is some kind of picnic or some shit like that. As usual, everyone is there. Stefan talks with Mason to threaten him/apologize. He’s such a git. Mason tells the Sheriff that Damon and Stef are vamps. Elena is lying to Caroline about her relationship with Stef because she knows that she will report to Katherine. Damon senses that something is up with the Sheriff.
Jeremy talks with Ty. He helps him hook up with two girls. Ty attacks Jeremy and now knows that Jeremy knows that he’s a potential werewolf. Ty shows Jeremy the moonstone. The girls take it and there is a scuffle. One of them falls down the stairs, but she’s fine.
At the picnic, Damon gets poisoned by verbena. The Sheriff noticed and she calls her council buddies. Damien and Stef go after Mason. Before they can do anything, they get shot by the Sheriff and her deputies. They get injected by verbena and transported to the same ruins. She sends Mason away.
Caroline and Elena are hot on their trail. Mason tries to stop them and sniffs out that Caroline is a vampire. He underestimates her and gets knocked out.
The Sheriff is shooting Damon to find out how they have been deceiving the council. Caroline overhears her mom talking about killing them. Caroline won’t go, but Elena goes in. When Elena gets caught, Caroline has to go in. She disables the deputies and shows her mom that she’s a vampire.
The Sheriff wants to die because she can’t live with her daughter as a vamp. Damon won’t kill anyone. Caroline moves in with Stefan. Liz doesn’t want to see Caroline anymore. She says that her daughter is gone.
Stefan wants to build a resistance to human blood. He almost died tonight.
Ty tells Mason what happened and hands over the moonstone. It will probably give him some control over his protean powers.
Mason meets with Katherine. Back when he first killed someone, Katherine was there. Making him a werewolf was part of her plan. Katherine wants the moonstone.
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