Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.
This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.
So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!
Warning: spoilers ahead
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Elena and the vampire pedophile are in bed together. Meanwhile, her alter-ego is in bed with Mason. That actress Nina Dobrev sure got busy on set. Elena gives the vampire pedo some drops of blood.
Jeremy tells Damon what Mason is looking for: the moonstone. Rick comes by with some of Isabelle’s research. Vampires and werewolves were cursed by some Aztec shaman. WTF. That sounds so lame. The moonstone will help unlock the curse.
I know where I stand, I know where you stand, but where do we stand?
Bonnie not making much sense
The Lockwoods are getting ready for some kind of masquerade ball. Jenna is there. Bonnie is there but she doesn’t want to see Caroline. Elena told Caroline to stay away. Elena wants to talk to the old witch. Meanwhile, Liz is stuck in some cell. They are weaning her off verbena so that Damon can glamor her.
Mason didn’t expect to run into Stefan. Bonnie runs into Mason. She says that she saw Elena kissing Mason. She tells Stefan. He realizes that it was Katherine, not Elena. She’s pulling the strings again.
Ty tells Jeremy that he gave the moonstone to Mason. The Salvatores were eavesdropping. They grab Bonnie. Nosy bitch Elena can’t be alone for a second, so Stefan has to calm her nerves. They lay a trap for Mason. They get him and take his truck. They tie him up and Bonnie interrogates him using her telepathy. Bonnie finds out where the moonstone is. She tells Damon and runs into Caroline. They go to get the moonstone. It’s in a well. I think that it’s some kind of trap. The well is filled with verbena. He’s trapped. Yippie. Caroline comes running. Bonnie arrives a bit late. Caroline lowers Elena down the well. They pull up Stefan. I’m surprised that Stefan couldn’t smell the verbena down there. There was so much of it. Elena doesn’t know that there is a snake down there as well. Or maybe snakes. She finds the stone and brings it up. She feeds Stefan her blood.
Damon tortures Mason with a red poker. Jeremy finds wolf’s bane. It might be toxic to werewolves. The herbs burn Mason’s skin. Damon stuffs it down Mason’s throat. He tells him about the moonstone and lifting the curse. They already knew this. Then, Damon rips his heart out.
Caroline compels her mom to forget that she’s a vamp. Damon calls Katherine on Mason’s phone. He taunts her with Mason’s death. Katherine calls Elena. She says that Jenna has been her little spy for weeks. She makes Jenna plunge a knife into her belly. Jenna got lucky, she’s going to make it.
Carol tells Ty that Mason left for Florida. Damon had sent her a text from Mason’s phone earlier.
Elena tells Stefan that it’s over. They both cry. Oochie-poo. Whatever.
Meanwhile, Katherine is compelling Matt to go after Ty. She needs a werewolf and she compels Matt to provoke Ty until he kills him.
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