Fresh on the heels of the boring Twilight craze, and the well-deserved True Blood phase, CW is offering up its latest in teen dramas. Apparently, this show drew 5 million viewers its first night. That’s probably due to Twilight-hype. I can’t stand Twilight. It sucks ass. I couldn’t read the books, but read a review from Dan Bergstein on those Stephanie Meyer books. It was very entertaining. The movie kind of sucked as well.
This is the situation, as I’ve divined it using my psychic powers. The Fox network saw that Twilight was really working well. Wow, maybe vamps are cool again, said one exec. Another said, maybe not, remember Forever Knight. Then, everyone went bonkers for True Blood. The same exec said it confirmed his theory that vamps are back in, notably teen vamps, not crazy sex-addicted vamps. One exec mentioned Teen Wolf, the other slapped him on the back of the head.
So, we need to find a teen vampire series. Wait, my daughter used to read some vampire thingie called The Vampire Diaries in the 90s. Let’s pressure L. J. Smith to write some sequels as an added incentive. That will make it cool!
Warning: spoilers ahead
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Jules wakes up in the forest, naked. It comes to no surprise that she’s the werewolf. There are body parts strewn all around her. It looks like she’s done this before. A car from the sheriff’s department arrives. She pretends that there was an animal attack. Then, she kills the deputy.
Bella Elena goes to Stefan’s place to drink some verbena. Stef thinks that Isobel might know more about the orginal vamps. Stef talks with Alaric.
Damon is with Rose. Somehow she survived the werewolf attack. Her wound is not getting better. It’s infected by some kind of poison from the werewolf. Elena takes care of her. She can no longer drink blood. Then, Rose freaks out.
Another episode, another pointless party/rally/night out at the high school. Caroline is hanging out with Ty. He thanks her for last night. Matt comes by and kisses Caroline. She doesn’t like it. All that these kids do is party, drink beer, screw, and shit like that.
Later, she tells him that she loves him and then starts to tear up. She leaves before Matt makes her elaborate. When she comes home, Ty is waiting for her and they kiss.
Damon goes to the Grill to deal with Jules. She doesn’t care about his threats. She tells him that vamps will go crazy with dementia if left unstaked. I think that Damon should just kill her. It isn’t the full moon, so it’s time to act.
Elena finds Rose drinking all of Damon’s blood. She’s acting nutty and is about to drink from her. She uses sunlight to escape. She should get out of the house using a window. That’s what she does. Well, not really. She’d rather stay inside a creepy mansion instead of jumping out of the 2nd floor window. Damon arrives. Rose is outside near the school drinking a janitor. Man, this little town has a lot of murders. Rose kills two more kids before Damon finds her. She’s pretty bad. They have a shared dream and Damon stakes her to put her out of her misery. He shows the body to the Sheriff. She was at the murder site and knew that a vampire was around.
Jules tells Ty that she’s a werewolf and that she knows that Caroline is a vamp. She also says that Mason is dead and that the vamps killed him. More werewolves are coming to town.
Elena is pushing Damon to express his feelings. He doesn’t really care. He pretends that he doesn’t care.
Stefan brings Uncle John back.
Damon kills some random woman.
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