I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true. I’ve also noticed that the vocabulary that the cast uses is quite insidious and sometimes appropriate, especially if you go out a lot and date. The words DTF, creeping, and other terms are a common occurrence when you open your eyes. The vocabulary is also very easy to use.
Mike tells Jionni that he slept with Snooki. Jionni doesn’t believe him and Mike is annoyed but not as annoyed as Snooki, who tries to get him back during an impromptu food fight. Things get out of hand. Then the guidos go camping. It’s not really camping, but a guido approximation of it. Meanwhile, Pauly and Vinny stay at the house, enlist Danny’s help, and prank the house.
Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]
So Mike takes Jionni apart and tells him that Snooki cheated on Jionni with him while the Unit was hooking up with Ryder. Jionni says nothing at all.
He goes to bed with Nicole, and says that he doesn’t believe Mike.
Mike then tells Ronnie what he told Jionni. Sammi also knows. Jionni tells Nicole not to say anything. Nicole tells him to f*ck off.
I want you to f*cking die and rot in a hole
Nicole still denies it happened and starts throwing pickles at Mike.
Then Mike tells Vinny. What an asshole. Vinny and Pauly think that Jionni didn’t react because he’s busy hooking up with other girls while Snooks does the same on her end.
Their relationship is a joke.
Their relationship is meant to be. He took it on the chin just like she did.
He better do it within the future.
During family dinner, Nicole says that they should go camping. Snooki starts throwing food and it goes nutty after that. Snooki goes after Mike. Snooki is out of control. It’s gotten ugly.
Nicole then goes into the house, smears hear dirty ass all over Mike’s bed. Then they start shouting some more.
Liars get pissed when their shit gets caught in the act.
Vinny and Pauly think that Mike is telling the truth and that Nicole is lying.
Ronnie goes to the Shore Store for their last shift. They need a police escort.
The boys go GTL.
Deana phones Joey. Nicole doesn’t approve. The whole house doesn’t approve. Pauly and Vinny have a talk with her while Jenni watches on. Deena thinks that something is up because both Vinny and Pauly don’t like him. When he calls, Pauly tells him that Deena is sick. He calls back and Jenni gets a bit nasty with him. I think he got the message.
The boys are going to Aztec. Ronnie, Sammi, and Deena are going to Jimbo’s and JR’s.
My boyfriend of 9 years just cheated on me, and I want to f*ck you.
Some girl to Mike
My man Vinny hum, felt hungry and wanted a big snack because he want a little bit of a thicker chick I guess. I wanted to back up my man, so I brought home two just in case.
Hot girls are boring. I want some variety in my diet.
It looks like everyone but Pauly’s extra chick hook up.
The HM go camping. Pauly isn’t into it. They pack a lot of shit and actually take suitcases. WTF.
Both Pauly and Vinny just wanted the house to themselves so that they could prank the HM. They go ask Danny for help. He’s into pranking the Meatballs.
We’re going guido camping. We’re legit int he woods.
Both Jenni and Mike know how to set up their tents.
The closest thing I see to people camping outside are homeless people.
I’m very creative when it comes to pissing.
We are going to flip this house inside out, literally.
They even got a kiddie pool to put in the house, because the jacuzzi couldn’t be moved.
Welcome to prank wars, how can I help you?
Some guys from the Shore Store come by with Danny and they put down some astroturf.
Mike burns some green branches.
I’m actually fascinated by fire, I’m fascinated with you know danger and risk and all that stuff. It’s only right that I built the fire.
Mike is a hermaphrodite or whatever.
Deena trying to say pyromaniac
Mike is getting paranoid.
Mike is a schizo right now. He’s so paranoid. He’s making me freak out. He makes me feel not normal.
I feel like I lost my Meatball.
The newt day, they pack up and go back to the house. Pauly and Vinny are waiting for them in the kiddie pool inside the house.
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