This season starts out with two surprises. Well, not really, but two changes to the game. The first thing is that the two tribes will be living in the same camp. The other thing is that it’s men vs women, kind of like on The Apprentice. Good or bad? In my opinion, it’s mostly good. A bunch of women together is a recipe for disaster. They will immediately start bickering, infighting and just making things go wrong. This is what happens with the ladies.
I don’t really know what’s going on with the producers of this show. They separate the tribes and then decide to mix them up and in this episode, they merge everyone back. What is going on? Well, karma is a bitch and Colton gets what he deserves, one of the most painful things that can happen: an almost ruptured appendix. He has to be flown out and then the tribes merge. The next person who needs a bit of karma reckoning is Alysha or whatever her name is. I can’t believe that a woman like teaches kids.
Tarzan is so out of this world that I forget that he’s a plastic surgeon and has a medical degree. He’s smart but has got some strange ideas.
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Everyone voted for Monica except for Christina. Back at camp, Alysha and Colton are laughing about it. Colton tells Christina that she’s going home next. Then Colton calls her a cockroach. If she makes it to the merge, Colton says that Christina will be the first one out.
Shoot, maybe I am an idiot.
Later that night, Alicia and Christina bicker because Alysha won’t make room for her.
Alysha killed me in a dream at the mall.
The tribes get tree mail and it implies that they are playing for something sweet. The challenge is a game that kids play in backyards.
One at a time, they will race to the top of a stack of crates. They will throw a coconut, bounce it off a trampoline and try to hit a target. First tribe to 5 wins. The reward is a trip to an ice cream parlor.
Sabrina sits this challenge out for Salani. The first two pairs of survivors miss the targets completely. The missing streak continues. Kim finally connects. Tarzan takes his time getting up the crates, but he connects. Leif gets the next target. Manano leads 2-1. Colton throws it back to himself. Chelsea connects. It’s tied 2-2. Christina isn’t running back, this makes Colton incredibly mad.
Jay connects one of the furthest targets. Tarzan has trouble getting up, but he connects. It’s 3-3. Kat connects. 4-3. Troyzan connects and wins for Salani.
Salani pigs out on ice cream.
Back at Manano, Colton and Alysha continue to be mean to Christina. While she tries to talk strategy with Jonas and Leif, Alicia sneaks up on her and starts verbally abusing her.
Later, Colton has got a headache. For some reason, Christina is cradling the bastard’s head. What the f*ck is wrong with this girl? Well, at least it helped with her strategy. Colton despises her a bit less now.
Tarzan and Jonas go hunting for some fruits. Then, Tarzan tells Colton that he’s dehydrated. Colton doesn’t care about this.
Colton goes off and lies on the ground for a little cry. Naturally, Christina finds him and gets him back to camp. Jeff arrives with medical. When Dr. Ramona touches him and presses in, Colton’s heart rate doubles. It’s appendicitis.
Karma is a bitch. On top of that, Colton decides to keep the immunity idol as a souvenir. WTF. Alicia is pissed. Colton is out of the game.
Both tribes are heading to tribal tonight.
I don’t have any fingernails. All of the dirt is in my mount right now. It was nutritious but it was disgusting.
Speculation is rife about what will happen.
Jonas, and his annoying fake swear
Alicia asks Tarzan if he will be her friend. He says that he’ll be her daddy and his wife will be her mommy. WTF? Christina asks something similar, and Tarzan says that she would never be his friend.
I do respect you Katrina.
Tarzan to Christina
Christina lets Leif and Jonas know that she’s voting with them for Alicia.
Tarzan tells Leif that Christina is a sycophant. He’s trying to get Leif to vote for Christina.
Both tribes go to tribal. Jeff tells them that Colton was medically evacuated.
OMG, what is that?
Kat about appendicitis
Alysha tells Sabrina that Colton took the idol with him as a souvenir.
I’m more worried about the appendix thing and how to not get mine hurt. Everyone has got theirs out.
Jeff tells them to drop their buffs. The tribes are merged. WTF. The new buffs are black.
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- Survivor Micronesia S16E14-15
- Survivor Gabon S17E12
- Survivor Gabon S17E13-14
- Survivor Tocantins S18E01
- Survivor Tocantins S18E02
- Survivor Tocantins S18E13
- Survivor Tocantins S18E14-15
- Survivor Samoa S19E01
- Survivor Samoa S19E02
- Survivor Samoa S19E03
- Survivor Samoa S19E04
- Survivor Samoa S19E05
- Survivor Samoa S19E06
- Survivor Samoa S19E07
- Survivor Samoa S19E08
- Survivor Samoa S19E09
- Survivor Samoa S19E10
- Survivor Samoa S19E11 ← recap episode
- Survivor Samoa S19E12
- Survivor Samoa S19E13
- Survivor Samoa S19E14
- Survivor Samoa S19E15-16
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E01
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E02
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E03
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- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E05
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E06
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- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E08
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- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E11
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E12
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E13
- Survivor Heroes Vs Villains S20E14-15
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E01
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E02
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E03
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E04
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E05
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E06
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E07
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E08
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E09
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E10
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E11 <- recap/new footage episode
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E12
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E13
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E14
- Survivor Nicaragua S21E15
- Survivor Redemption Island S22E01
- Survivor Redemption Island S22E02
- Survivor Redemption Island S22E03
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- Survivor Redemption Island S22E11
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- Survivor Redemption Island S22E14-15
- Survivor South Pacific S23E01
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- Survivor South Pacific S23E03
- Survivor South Pacific S23E04
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- Survivor South Pacific S23E06
- Survivor South Pacific S23E07
- Survivor South Pacific S23E08
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- Survivor South Pacific S23E11 <- recap/new footage episode
- Survivor South Pacific S23E12
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- Survivor South Pacific S23E15-16
- Survivor One World S24E01
- Survivor One World S24E02
- Survivor One World S24E03
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