- 14m AeroPad Two Dock is One Huge iPad Dock http://wp.me/pWvW-6Yd
- 16m Bowden and Sheffield iPad Cases Offer Good Looking Protection http://wp.me/pWvW-6Ya
- 18m JoeyBra: Is That an iPhone in Your Bra, or Are You Just Glad to See Me? http://wp.me/pWvW-6Y7
- 1h My diet in this hot weather would consist of gelato for lunch, and ice cream sandwich for dinner.
- 11h For every one U.S. soldier killed in battle this year, about 25 veterans will kill themselves. (via
- 10h Glasses and Vera (ITV) http://instagr.am/p/KDm7y6tTQp/
- 11h Gents: Now that ladies have figured out how doors work, you can keep chivalry alive by jousting assbags that say shit to us on the sidewalk.
- 11h Watching Vera on ITV http://instagr.am/p/KDgE-HtTd6/
- 11h Remember that time Doogie Howser fought General Zod? KNEEL, PATRICK HARRIS.
- 12h If at first you don’t succeed, try shooting up heroin. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
- 12h Child obesity is only funny when fat kids run after cake.
- 12h Oh sorry I passed you an STD but I enjoy your quirky web presence
- 12h My best guy friend works for a dick doctor.
- 13h You look like you’re about to put a hex on some popular girls
- 13h You look scary, like Mickey Mouse without the ears, why did you do that?
- 13h The last time somebody cooked for me was in 2009 and it was my roommate in Quebec and my parents. My ex never cooked
- 13h A girl is coming over tomorrow to cook me dinner for a date. That has never happened before either.
- 13h Em dashes made with GIFs. Drop cap images. “Never use the standard HTML constructs.” Web design was weird in the ’90s. http://web.archive.org/web/19970504155641/http://www.dsiegel.com/tips/wonk5/single.html
- 13h I bought tangerines, grape fruits and USA oranges
- 13h I bought nothing but citrus fruits today and my fridge has only got those for food
- 13h VW Scirocco don’t see many of those http://instagr.am/p/KDRAXJtTYU/
- 13h Leaving the park http://instagr.am/p/KDQlh9tTYH/
- 13h Every time I go to
#outofindia I go w a different girl #dating
- 13h Building 4/30 http://instagr.am/p/KDPENItTXi/
- 13h Girl hugging herself against you while you ride on your scooter
- 13h While on a date, you see a really cute and interesting girl
- 14h Some London ATMs use Cockney rhyming slang http://kottke.org/12/04/cockney-rhyming-slang-atm
@lindymei no shit. You would socked the guy on the nose or something, knowing u
- 13h First time on my life that I have 4 pairs of glasses http://instagr.am/p/KDNtbhNTXM/
- 14h So you got on a bench and gave me a hug do my face would be smushed in between your boobs? Odd but I’m not complaining
@lindymei did u get groped? 😛
- 14h Computer slowed down to a crawl. Time for a reboot that seems to be taking forever. Need to buy ACD so that I can us MBP 17 as workstation
- 14h Today’s date wasn’t really my type. Ah well, u never know until u meet them IRL
- 15h “When the Cryptocracy commits major crimes, they will broadcast their intentions in advance, through popular movies and television.”
- 15h “The fury of the Shadow is often a cry for help, or a call to creative arms. “
- 15h “Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual’s conscious life, the blacker and denser it is.”
@lindymei before u know it they’ll start groping u or trying to feel u up
- 15h Ieva Laguna by David Vasiljevic for Elle UK May 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/ieva-laguna-david-vasiljevic-elle-uk-may-2012/ via
- 15h Daria Werbowy by Daniel Jackson for Vogue Australia June 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/daria-werbowy-daniel-jackson-vogue-australia-june-2012/ via
- 15h Sitting next to me on the couch http://instagr.am/p/KDCaBGtTTN/
- 15h McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Influence.: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/influence#.T56gSwJtFes.twitter
- 15h Abbey Lee Kershaw by Lachlan Bailey for Vogue China May 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/abbey-lee-kershaw-lachlan-bailey-vogue-china-may-2012/ via
- 15h He’s mine, she hissed http://instagr.am/p/KC-6mgtTR8/
- 16h Shida market http://instagr.am/p/KC4pDINTfw/
- 18h Ximending http://instagr.am/p/KCrl9ktTc7/
- 20h 2 kids were pointing their fingers & pretending they were shooting @ each other. They r writing punishment right now. Worst is grade 2 Jack
- 21h If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck then it must be a hyperbolic manifold.
- 22h Building next to my school http://instagr.am/p/KCQ29ENTY0/
- 22h Terrific lighting http://instagr.am/p/KCQx27NTYx/
- 22h Skies in Xinjhuang http://instagr.am/p/KCQg_eNTYw/
- 22h Nothing but nice weather http://instagr.am/p/KCQdQctTYv/
- 23h Amazing clouds http://instagr.am/p/KCLQluNTXZ/
- 23h Blue tree http://instagr.am/p/KCLGOXNTXY/
- 23h Tree, building, cloud 4/30 http://instagr.am/p/KCLAZeNTXT/
- 23h Cloud behind building 4/30 http://instagr.am/p/KCK4ANtTXS/
- 23h One cloud http://instagr.am/p/KCKzKptTXR/
- 23h Beautiful sky 4/30 http://instagr.am/p/KCKt92NTXQ/
- 23h I mind googled hotels and girls and couldnt come up w having gone to see/pick a girl at her hotel
- 30 Apr If I unfollow you, it’s because you’re not funny or annoying. I don’t get offended. Also there’s a good chance I hate you.
- 30 Apr Do teenage seals ever go clubbing?
- 30 Apr “Help me, I’m poor”
- 30 Apr DO NOT WATCH THE NEW SPOILER-FILLED PROMETHEUS TRAILER
- 30 Apr ME: See him? ELLIE: Yeah. M: He has no penis. E: All men do. M: Nope. E: Why? M: That’s a Rolls-Royce. E: So? M: Right-hand drive. No penis.
- 30 Apr Hello 90 degree weather, please suck my dick.
- 30 Apr My Daily Tweets 04-28-29-12 http://wp.me/pWvW-6Y3
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