- 9m Gravity LCD Watch Concept: The Time is Falling http://wp.me/pWvW-6Zz
- 11m Text-Enabled Espresso Machine Prints Your Number on Foam http://wp.me/pWvW-6Zx
@sock_girl the cock-juggling thundercunt, that’s the one I hate.
@sock_girl Nothing against strippers in general, just one in particular.
@sock_girl Just watched a #HannibalKing supercut from #BladeTrinity. Made me want to watch cock juggling thundercunts again.
@sock_girl i hate cock-juggling thundercunts like her. And yes, she’s a stripper now for realz.
@sock_girl I’ve got a Totoro decal for my MacBook. Haven’t seen #Pompoko in years. Think I might have to again.
@sock_girl well, I can think of my stripper whore of an ex, the term probably applies to her.
@sock_girl I always wanted to use cock juggling thunder cunt, but never could really.
@sock_girl I think u don’t swear enough, thundercunt.
- 10h We’ve shared a variety of situations,
#HouseMD to Chase upon his departure.
- 10h “It was confusing, perfunctory, a little bit sad, but exactly what I needed” Wilson about his threesome
- 10h Huge thanks to my 12th grade AP English teacher that taught me how to give a proper blowjob. Teachers rule!
- 10h If we had a phone, you’d be making calls, downloading porn and playing Angry Birds
- 11h Je me fiche aussi de vos plan nuptiaux. La pute qui etais mon ex s’est chargee de ca.
- 11h Je dois dire que desfois je me fiche de voir les photos de vos enfants.
- 11h Think the dog park people called an ambulance for that drunk that had just lain down nearby.
- 11h Midnight smoothie coz it’s so hot http://instagr.am/p/KXzCNutTYm/
- 11h Zu dem zeige ich noch mein Messer, der Landhai
#kloschen #TKKG #dieweisserschmugglerjacht
- 12h Just got rained on heavily, now it’s doing this http://pic.twitter.com/zDstPWJO
- 11h Incredibly hot outside, so much that I made myself an orange smoothie=OJ+ice blended
- 11h Drunk dude just laid down on the ground http://instagr.am/p/KXwnhxtTYT/
- 12h This is the time of year that I turn into Mr. Freeze
- 12h Building on a sweltering hot night 5/8 http://instagr.am/p/KXvTqZtTYE/
- 12h 11:30pm and it’s 30C
- 13h Maurice Sendak has died at 83. http://www.themillions.com/2012/05/maurice-sendak-dies.html
- 13h RIP Maurice Sendak. “Rumpus! Rumpus! Rumpus!” http://pic.twitter.com/7EaUnx8r
- 15h Hospitals are basically airports for bacteria.
- 15h Just gave a caramel sundae oral sex & then deep throated a cheese burger.
- 16h Comparative Planetology, an interview with ( scifi author ) Kim S. Robinson http://goo.gl/VJE7q by the incomparable
- 16h May 8, 2012. Afternoon in Paris. I have microwaved my socks.
- 14h NYTimes: Maurice Sendak, Children’s Author Who Upended Tradition, Dies at 83 http://nyti.ms/IYmKbn
- 15h NYT NEWS ALERT: Maurice Sendak, Author of ‘Where the Wild Things Are,’ Dies at 83
- 15h RIP, Maurice Sendak. The Wild Rumpus now pauses for a moment of silence.
- 16h “utopia as a form is not the representation of radical alternatives; it is rather simply the imperative to imagine them.”
- 16h Girls are worried that they are wasting my minutes. I tell them that I had to pay for about 1.5 years of service in advance so I don’t care.
- 16h Slow down on the road, not the shower.
- 16h Took body gel for shower gel, at least it’s something that I can still use.
- 16h 2nd shower of the day. Cops everywhere, don’t know why, but it made me slow down.
@hungryintaipei Is this at Taipei 101? Did the PageOne move somewhere else or just close?
- 16h On the way home by scooter http://instagr.am/p/KXQCQbNTTT/
- 16h Dusk http://instagr.am/p/KXP0c6tTTQ/
- 19h If ‘Glee’ is what happens when we give gay people too much power, then maybe we need to rethink this whole marriage equality thing.
- 19h This girl doesn’t speak much English and I actually like that coz it will force me to speak mandarin.
- 19h Managed to schedule a date on Sunday afternoon WTF?
- 19h “
@grum: @metao why not? true friends watch Avengers porn together.” Agreed.
- 20h Pink towers in xinjhuang http://instagr.am/p/KW4syUtTQY/
- 20h Girls near my age are laser focused on settling down. Younger girls have trouble figuring out what they want. I’d prefer a middle ground.
- 20h 2nd floor of this Starbucks has no 3G service http://instagr.am/p/KW3l99tTQL/
- 20h A busy intersection in Xinjhuang http://instagr.am/p/KW3iPDNTQI/
- 20h Cops at all intersections in Taipei and Taipei county
- 21h I find it ironic when a self-proclaimed “social media networker” refuses to follow anyone on Twitter who aren’t his/her BBFs.
@jesswu720 @yiiee cool beans. You’ll have fun
- 22h My neighbor is sun drying chilies http://instagr.am/p/KWqh2JNTdz/
- 22h Another hot day in Taipei 5/8 http://instagr.am/p/KWpztZtTds/
- 23h My Daily Tweets 05-07-12 http://wp.me/pWvW-6Zu
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