- 4m Horizontal Shower: Lie Down and Hose off http://wp.me/pWvW-71e
- 10h Can’t wait to play ‘Game of Thrones’ for PS3! Does anyone know the cheat code for incestuous doggy-style sex?
- 9h Loved the part when
#Reese talked to a surveillance camera and the machine immediately responded to save #Finch #PersonofInterest
- 9h I’m just a little more hands-on
@sock_girl ESSEX! srlsy tho I get that. I’m brown and I like it.
- 10h The machine in
#PersonofInterest reminds me of #TheLastEnemy on #BBC.
@sock_girl that’s bc you get red instead of getting a tan. I lived w a redhead for years and she got red like a tomato.
@sock_girl dislike fake tits.
- 10h is smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
- 10h Slow down scooters http://instagr.am/p/Kxn1xVtTW6/
- 10h Building on a rainy night http://instagr.am/p/Kxm25ctTWc/
- 10h Odd tag on a trucks cab http://instagr.am/p/KxmYLotTWJ/
@GYANTUNPLUGGED @chartreuseb jugaloos, Insane Clown Possee. It’s not something new, naming their fans.
- 14h 2 dates tomorrow, guess that’s another reason to stay in.
@r5431129 that’s cute.
- 16h Wasn’t able to get
#dexpistols tickets in advance so I might just stay in tonight. At the door, it’s almost as expensive as #lmfao
- 19h THE APOCALYPSE IS ALREADY HERE WE’RE JUST CALLING IT API-COLLAPSE.
@lindymei give them a practical example and they’ll figure it out. Wet Willys are good too
- 19h Cookie monster’s googly eyes http://instagr.am/p/KwoP7RtTSD/
- 20h Grade 3 Andy’s pencil case http://instagr.am/p/KwoBe-tTR-/
- 21h The dirty view http://instagr.am/p/KwfRsytTQk
- 22h Buildings on a cloudy day http://instagr.am/p/KwVuNstTeb/
- 23h Ladies. That lipstick style y’all are rocking with the big bright fluorescent colors? You look like a porn version of Finding Nemo.
- 23h Windswept palm tree http://instagr.am/p/KwQE46NTc7/
- 23h Building 5/18 http://instagr.am/p/KwP7nDNTc6/
- 23h Kepler Observations Suggest That Superflares Erupt in G2V-Type Stars http://wp.me/pWvW-719
- 23h Osaka Station City Water Display Draws with Water http://wp.me/pWvW-717
- 23h Powerbreather Sealed Snorkel Optimizes Swimming http://wp.me/pWvW-714
- 18 May In the Ukraine, we make our cows wear sunglasses to trick them into thinking it’s nice weather.
- 18 May Why is Facebook going public? They couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either.
- 18 May And I missed the release of
#Deadlocked. Not to worry, synching it to my iPad now.
- 18 May If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- 18 May
@lindymei not surprised. Takes a certain kind of douche
- 18 May
@lindymei good luck. I just walked spike. Gonna watch the rest of #lethalweapon before catching some Zzzs
- 18 May
@lindymei don’t think that will work. They probably have anal beads up their asses right now
- 18 May
@jesswu720 @lindymei @mtashford took the words out of my mouth
- 18 May
@lindymei shit happens. U need to get the bitch out to avoid creepsters
- 18 May Guess the artist: “It sounded like static being raped by a chimpanzee.” (Your guess is most likely wrong, fyi).
- 18 May
@fadesingh IN US WE HAVE TERM “FROM WRONG SIDE OF TRACKS” TO REFER TO THE POOR OR DESTITUTE. SIMILAR IN INDIA?
- 18 May I see your anti-consumerism tweets and raise you the irony of them being sent from your iPhone.
- 18 May
@Jackee_OC they should but some girls just ignore them
- 18 May Building 5/17 http://instagr.am/p/KvCp_sNTXz/
- 18 May Gamma Ray Bursts Hold Clues to Chemical Composition of the Early Universe http://wp.me/pWvW-711
- 18 May As the mind tires, multi-tasking becomes impossible.
- 18 May
@lindymei hook up central.
- 17 May Rawr. http://instagr.am/p/Ku4q1vClDy/
- 17 May Spike chilling after we messed around a bit http://instagr.am/p/Ku3z8WNTS9/
- 17 May Tech reporter Jenna Wortham’s information diet makes me feel like a rank amateur: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/05/jenna-wortham-what-i-read/51881/
- 17 May Faut dire que je me tape un peu que Gaga est a Taipei.
- 17 May Huge apartment block http://instagr.am/p/KuXLc5tTX8/
- 17 May Dirty reflections http://instagr.am/p/KuWkyVNTXx/
- 17 May wish you were here http://lockerz.com/s/209598770
- 17 May Looking down at you.. http://lockerz.com/s/209597916
- 17 May Where I am x http://lockerz.com/s/209597279
- 17 May pfff j’me fait tellement chier et depuis ces derniers jours j’ai vraiment aucun courage la moindre chose m’énerve >.
- 17 May Golden windows http://instagr.am/p/KuFp1ZNTUk/
- 17 May Rain has abated 5/17 http://instagr.am/p/KuFXK_NTUf/
- 17 May
@gabyu inbox zero, I check my email only 1-3 times a day
- 17 May Une amie se fait voler son sandwich tout le temps. J’ai dit : met du laxatif dans la mayo. Elle l’a fait. Son BOSS a chié tout le pm.
- 17 May Lunch: fresh- squeezed OJ, macchiato and homemade mini pizzas http://instagr.am/p/Kt-Ym4NTTl/
- 17 May Star City and the Baikonur Cosmodrome – In Focus – The Atlantic http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/05/star-city-and-the-baikonur-cosmodrome/100297/ via
- 17 May Audrey Tautou by Shayne Laverdière for Marie Claire Russia http://fashiongonerogue.com/audrey-tautou-shayne-laverdiere-marie-claire-russia/ via
- 17 May Portrait | Nastya Kusakina by Jens Ingvarsson http://fashiongonerogue.com/portrait-nastya-kusakina-jens-ingvarsson/ via
- 17 May Ashley Smith by Dan Martensen for The Sunday Telegraph http://fashiongonerogue.com/ashley-smith-dan-martensen-sunday-telegraph/ via
- 17 May Camille Rowe by Charlotte Wales for Foam June/July 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/camille-rowe-charlotte-wales-foam-junejuly-2012/ via
- 17 May Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris June/July 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/gisele-bundchen-covers-vogue-paris-junejuly-2012/ via
- 17 May Anna Selezneva for Mango Fall 2012 Catalogue http://fashiongonerogue.com/anna-selezneva-mango-fall-2012-catalogue/ via
- 17 May Carolyn Murphy by Alexi Lubomirski for Vogue Germany June 2012 http://fashiongonerogue.com/carolyn-murphy-alexi-lubomirski-vogue-germany-june-2012/ via
- 17 May Me right now. http://twitpic.com/9lwukq
- 17 May Life. http://instagr.am/p/KtEwJ7Si9Y/
- 17 May My Daily Tweets 05-15-16-12 http://wp.me/pWvW-70Y
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