Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Dirty Harry in The Dead Pool
Was this written by a dyslexic six-year old Mexican? If not, have you considered hiring one for the rewrite?
Wilson Barnes in Just For The Record
Without the storms, we’d have no rainbows.
Page in Saving Grace S03E17
You four are like an incompetence machine!
The Chief to Shawn, Gus, and the 2 retired coppers in Psych S05E06
Nothing undermines your way of life more than the taking of it.
Comissioner Reagen in BlueBloods S01E11
You’re like a devourer of dreams. You’re like a little pacman in cargo pants.
Danno to Steve, Hawaii Five-0, S01E17
It’s like a danger cupcake with murder icing.
Hardisson in Leverage S04E01
He’s like gravity. People are just pulled towards him.
Jordana Brewster as Mia
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less… I’m free.
Dom in The Fast & The Furious
The road code.
What happens on the road stays on the road.
Necessary Roughness S01E07
Because jail time is anytime.
Nico Necessary Roughness S01E07
His father was a child psychologist, and made him sleep in a box. It aged him prematurely.
Richard Antrem Bored to Death S02E02
I don’t understand why he’s having an affair with his ex-wife. That’s like wasting a divorce.
Ray in Bored to Death S02E02
Litton is a little lying bastard weasel boy, trust me.
Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes S03E05
I’ll say this for tragedy: clears the mind like an acid bath.
Sam, father of a murdered child in Inspector Lynley S06E01
We’re police officers. The law doesn’t apply to us.
Jack in Vexed S01E02
In those days, my morality was fluid
Lucas North Spooks S09E07
Betrayal is a cancer, let it eat your soul.
Harry Pierce Spooks S09E07
An cultural archetype, a dream figure from the mass unconscious.
Grace in Waking the Dead S09E04
Are the French really fond of their children?
Do a lot of people drive in France?
Do the French go camping?
I know nothing about the French and their culture.
Susan Ma in The Apprentice UK S07E08
You don’t have to be have been in France to answer the questions “Do the French like their children?”. That really is just beyond stupid.
Karen in The Apprentice UK S07E08
Old sins cast long shadows, Madame.
Poirot in Halloween Party
Mind you, she’s always did have a that sort of ripe look like a piece of fruit that’s about to go off.
Dolly in The Mirror Crack’d Marple S05E04
She’s a sweet girl, soothingly stupid.
Hogg about Lola Brewster Marple S05E04
Even the earth wants us death
Centurion Quintus Dias
Come the dawn, we count our losses and sow the earth with our dead.
Centurion Quintus Dias
In training, he’s our scholar, at the feast, he is our father, at the ranks, he is our brother, and in battle he is the god we pray to save our soul.