Category: quotes

  • Opinions

    Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Dirty Harry in The Dead Pool

  • Dyslexic Six-Year Old Mexicans in Just For the Record

    Was this written by a dyslexic six-year old Mexican? If not, have you considered hiring one for the rewrite? Wilson Barnes in Just For The Record

  • Assorted US Crime Show Quotes

    Without the storms, we’d have no rainbows. Page in Saving Grace S03E17 You four are like an incompetence machine! The Chief to Shawn, Gus, and the 2 retired coppers in Psych S05E06 Nothing undermines your way of life more than the taking of it. Comissioner Reagen in BlueBloods S01E11 You’re like a devourer of dreams.…

  • The Fast & the Furious Quotes

    He’s like gravity. People are just pulled towards him. Jordana Brewster as Mia I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less… I’m free. Dom in The Fast & The Furious

  • Necessary Roughness Quotes

    The road code. What happens on the road stays on the road. Necessary Roughness S01E07 Because jail time is anytime. Nico Necessary Roughness S01E07

  • Bored to Death Quotes

    His father was a child psychologist, and made him sleep in a box. It aged him prematurely. Richard Antrem Bored to Death S02E02 I don’t understand why he’s having an affair with his ex-wife. That’s like wasting a divorce. Ray in Bored to Death S02E02

  • A Few UK Crime Drama Quotes

    Litton is a little lying bastard weasel boy, trust me. Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes S03E05 I’ll say this for tragedy: clears the mind like an acid bath. Sam, father of a murdered child in Inspector Lynley S06E01 We’re police officers. The law doesn’t apply to us. Jack in Vexed S01E02 In those days,…

  • Susan Ma in the Apprentice UK Quotes

    Are the French really fond of their children? Do a lot of people drive in France? Do the French go camping? I know nothing about the French and their culture. Susan Ma in The Apprentice UK S07E08 You don’t have to be have been in France to answer the questions “Do the French like their…

  • Hercule Poirot & Ms Marple Quotes

    Old sins cast long shadows, Madame. Poirot  in Halloween Party Mind you, she’s always did have a that sort of ripe look like a piece of fruit that’s about to go off. Dolly in The Mirror Crack’d Marple S05E04 She’s a sweet girl, soothingly stupid. Hogg about Lola Brewster Marple S05E04

  • Centurion Quotes

    Even the earth wants us death Centurion Quintus Dias Come the dawn, we count our losses and sow the earth with our dead. Centurion Quintus Dias In training, he’s our scholar, at the feast, he is our father, at the ranks, he is our brother, and in battle he is the god we pray to…