Susan Ma in the Apprentice UK Quotes

Are the French really fond of their children?
Do a lot of people drive in France?
Do the French go camping?
I know nothing about the French and their culture.
Susan Ma in The Apprentice UK S07E08

You don’t have to be have been in France to answer the questions “Do the French like their children?”. That really is just beyond stupid.
Karen in The Apprentice UK S07E08

Hercule Poirot & Ms Marple Quotes

Old sins cast long shadows, Madame.
Poirot  in Halloween Party

Mind you, she’s always did have a that sort of ripe look like a piece of fruit that’s about to go off.
Dolly in The Mirror Crack’d Marple S05E04

She’s a sweet girl, soothingly stupid.
Hogg about Lola Brewster Marple S05E04

Centurion Quotes

Even the earth wants us death
Centurion Quintus Dias

Come the dawn, we count our losses and sow the earth with our dead.
Centurion Quintus Dias

In training, he’s our scholar, at the feast, he is our father, at the ranks, he is our brother, and in battle he is the god we pray to save our soul.

Various Glee Quotes

People thought I went away on vacation, but I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
Britney in Glee S02E01

I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
Britney in Glee S02E02

It’s a Britney Spears sex riot.
Coach Sylvester Glee S02E02

I’m not making out with you because I’m in love with you and I want to sing about making lady-babies.
Santana in Glee S02E04

-Hi. So, I just want you to know that I’m really into you.
-OK. I’m a little confused. You’ve never made eye contact with me.
-I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot.
Britney and Artie

For our duet, we’re gonna do it.

The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.
Santana in Glee S02E18

The Other Guys Quotes

Aesthetically, they’re not the most attractive things in the world anyway.
Surgeon about Jack’s balls

I feel like I’m partners with the hulk.

I got so drunk last night, I thought that toothpaste was astronaut food.

The Pacific Quotes

The man who says that he isn’t scared out here is either a liar or dead.
LT in Pacific Part 6

They taught me to kill japs. I got pretty damn good at it.
Sledge in Part X

She’s Out of My League Quotes

-Are you a plane doctor?
-Then shut the fuck up.
-Then shit in your hands

She’s setting you up with the bitchy friend, which is perfect

For you, because you like bitches.
Stainer to Kirk

You’re like Yoda, sex Yoda.