Selected Quotes From Glee Theatricality S01E20

What’s up with this Gaga dude, he just dresses up weird, like Bowie

It’s weird, it makes my eyes tired.
Jock to Kurt

You being a jock and in that glee club doesn’t make you versatile, it makes you bisexual.

Asian vampires are the most vicious of all vampires.

You’re going to let me wear my lady demon clothes, or my dad will fly into your bedroom and bite your face off, is that what you want.