-For how long?
I’ve been with my wife for seven years, but we’ve only been married for three years.
-Wow… How old are you?
-I don’t believe you. Show me your cards!
-This one doesn’t say how old you are… I can’t believe that you’re 32. You don’t look that old.
Yep, that’s me.
Conversation I had in French with Caroline, a 19 year old mathematics students last week.