I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true.
Where to begin? The douchebagginess of the cast leaves you speechless. There are no words to describe these self-professed guidos and guidettes. The cast is heading to Italy to meet real Italians. We all know that this will only end in tears. You knew exactly where this was heading. The Meatball train is leaving Italy. Mike feels alienated, and none of the HM really care much about this. He’s been a dick for the longest amount of time and it’s finally come to bite him in the ass. He threatened not to come to Jersey, but when none of the HM reacted or asked him to come, he said that he would come to Jersey.
Snooki and Deena truly made fools of themselves. I’m surprised at how many times they showed their privates to the camera while they were in clubs. Still, it’s kind of sad that we have to wait until next year to get another Jersey Shore season.
Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]