For the Big Brother UK fans out there, a new season just started on Channel 4 with Verne Troy (mini-me), Coolio (Too cool), LaToya Jackson (Plastic!), Lucy Pinder (natural 38G chest), Michelle Heaton from Liberty X, Ben Adams from A1, Mutya from Sugarbabes, shameless Tina Malone, Terry Christian, Tommy Sheridan, and Ulrika Jonsson.
First two episodes are good, but I can’t wait for the shit to start flying. Life looks hard for Verne. It’s not just that he’s about 2 feet tall, but he gets tired quickly.
It’s time for the final. We see the old HM. Dale is no longer going out with Jen. Luke and Bex are still going out.
Sara and Rex are at the ashtray. She says that she has really warmed up to Darnell lately. She would really like Darnell to win. Mikey and Rachel are in the bedroom. Mikey says that he came to the BBUK house to watch it while he was here.
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Rachel wakes up crying. Rex is in the diary room. He describes the mood in the house as fantastic. Rex says that he hasn’t enjoyed being a HM but he enjoyed the experience. He’s enjoying his own company.
Rex denies that he is a redhead. Darnell calls him out. He’s ginger and he’s got to live with it. Rex calls him a cockhead. Rex thinks that his hair is strawberry blond.
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Rachel says that she eats five bags of grapes a day. Mikey tells her that she needs to find a grocer who can supply her.
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Surprise eviction! Yes! Who will go? You decide! Two HM will leave. BB has asked the audience to keep quiet. Mikey is humming the Final Countdown by Europe.
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Mikey is telling Rachel that he dreamt of cats. Mo is in the diary room. It’s his final day as HOH. He’s been a shit HOH, that’s from his own admission. He says that he’s coping OK.
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Some of the HM are in the bedroom. Last night Lisa was evicted. Rachel, Mikey and Mo are in the garden. As part of his HOH duties, Mo must ensure that all of the HM are awake. Rex is sleeping. He wakes up. Mo tells him that he just wants to sunbathe in peace. Darnell calls Kat the biggest wind-up merchant in the house. Rex starts to take the Mick out of Kat. Darnell does so as well. They are joking with her and she doesn’t get it. Their jokes get serious. Rex says that she likes to pretend that she doesn’t understand things when it suits her. Rex continues his zero, zero, zero chant.
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