Horizontal Shower: Lie Down and Hose off

Have you ever wondered how it would be if you didn’t have to stand or sit while showering? Check out Dornbracht’s Horizontal Shower, that allows you to lie down completely while a series of six high intensity jets massage your body.

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Massage Me @ McSweeney’s

Priceless quotes from Christy Vannoy’s latest column on massaging over at McSweeney’s.

They sound like convicts and they look like whores, these kids.

—and declared that if it were possible to perform an abortion that effortlessly, he’d open up an office on Fifth Avenue and while away lazy weekends skiing down his mountain of money.

If I had any sense that she was kidding, I’d have befriended her so fast I could have hosted her baby shower. That’s exactly the sort of wildly inappropriate humor that I consider the gold standard of good company, but Michelle wasn’t joking in the least.

Considering what I’d gleaned of this woman in our admittedly brief interaction, accidental aborting could have been classified as a mercy killing.

5% is the means by which you give someone the middle finger with cash. It’s the monetary equivalent of spitting.

and while I did a decent job of deleting Michelle from my mental hard drive, forgetting the other two heartbeats in the room proved more difficult.

{via McSweeney’s}

Video Game Controller Massages Your SO While You Play

012610_rg_Massage_Me_01.jpgGot that latest game that you’ve been itching to try, but feel a bit strange hogging the HDTV for hours upon hours? Well Massage Me will help you massage your significant other while you mush those buttons on your video game controller.

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OSIM uCrown2: Massage Your Head With Music

OSIM brings you the latest in head massaging technology, the OSIM uCrown 2. It’s gray and it’s ready to massage your pains away.

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Inada Sogno Massage Chair: The Ultimate in Comfort


People are always looking for the epitome of comfort when it comes to chairs. It’s true that more and more people spend more and more hours in front of a computer monitor or sitting in a chair. This is where the Inada Sogno Massage Chair comes in. It offers a complete body massage, which isn’t completely new, but the shape and design, mixed in with some neat functions, make this chair a must for anyone sitting in chairs for long periods of time.

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Gentle Wave: The Perfect Lounge Chair


Lounge chairs can be used to take a naps, to comfortably access your laptop/computer or watch a movie on your home theater system. The Gentle Wave Lounge chair is the ultimate in lounge chairs or chaise longues. Users use a handheld remote to control a rocking motion that is designed to simulate floating in a water of body. It’s also used to control the sound wave massage emanating from its dual 50-watt transducers. This is combined with a supine posture and memory foam, will make you comfortable and snooze off in a matter or minutes.

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OSIM uSpace Massage Chair: Right Out of Your Favorite Sci-Fi Movie

The OSIM uSpace is a full-body massage chair right out of science-fiction. It is warmed and has airbag-style massage cushions. Instead of just the usual mechanical massage, the airbags actually surround whatever is being rubbed and apply an enveloping sense of pressure.