What I Learned From Watching Thick As Thieves

First of all, this movie isn’t good. Banderas is supposed to be an up and coming thief, but he’s about 50 or 60 in real life, so that premise doesn’t work well. (That was a mind google, but I just checked Wikipedia, and he’s 49.)

The other thing that I learned was that he likes really young chicks. Well, actually, Radha Mitchell is about 36, so maybe not that young, but she’s hot and youngish, so she seems a lot younger. Initially, I could tell that Radha wasn’t a 20-something. I was surprised when she turned out being older than I. For some reason, when I saw that she was born in 1973, I thought that she was 33. After a few moments, that conclusion didn’t make any sense.

Radha Rani Amber Indigo Anunda Mitchell. That’s Radha’s full name. She’s an Australian actress. I remember seeing her in Melinda & Melinda. At least more thought went into that name than Pilot Inspektor, Jason Lee’s and Beth Riesgraf’s incredibly stupidly named son.

She’s insanely hot, which you can also appreciate from exhibit A.

Exhibit A, the hotness of Radha Mitchell
Exhibit A, the hotness of Radha Mitchell

Banderas wants to play 20-somethings, but he can’t. He just looks old. Morgan Freeman is older, but not as annoying.

Fabergé eggs can’t be made out of wood. That’s just plain stupid.

A safe that lets you try out as many combinations as possible is just plain stupid as well. No one has safes like that anymore.

That’s it.

So basically, it was all about Radha. The rest was junk. I don’t recommend this movie. It sucks. It’s predictable and formulaic, but at least it made me remember that Radha was a hot chick.