Jersey Shore Just Another Day At The Shore S01E05 (MTV)

The crew getting into another fight via Animal NY

I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true. This episode was definitely better than last week’s. MTV decided to pull the footage of that dude punching out Schnickers, even though they showed it in previews a bunch of times in the past.

The Situation is getting a bit pathetic. For all of his talk about pulling girls, he clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing. He always wants to get them in the hot tub then into bed. Usually, if people want to hook up, they’ll hook up. This gives the girls he brings back ample chance to reconsider and leave. This has happened every single time.

This week, I watched the show again via the MTV website.

Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]

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Jersey Shore Fade to Black S01E04 (MTV)

"When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild." via NYmag

I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true. This episode was definitely better than last week’s. MTV decided to pull the footage of that dude punching out Schnickers, even though they showed it in previews a bunch of times in the past.

The Situation is getting a bit pathetic. For all of his talk about pulling girls, he clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing. He always wants to get them in the hot tub then into bed. Usually, if people want to hook up, they’ll hook up. This gives the girls he brings back ample chance to reconsider and leave. This has happened every single time.

This week, I watched the show again via the MTV website.

Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]

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Jersey Shore Good Riddance S01E03 (MTV)

"Yo, seriously, she's like on a whole 'nother level on pickles.", via Vulture

This trashy bit of trashiness is a strange testament to Americana. I don’t really like MTV’s reality TV shows, but I sort of like this one. Why? I just want to see how bad it gets. It’s the kind of show that’s so bad that it’s kind of good, in an eerie manner.

This episode featured some girl-on-girl action in the hot tub, ’cause Snooki, in her own words:

I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, um, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.

Also, we had more of The Situation’s douche-bagginess, getting all upset because Sammi likes Ronnie better. And lastly, one of the original crew decided to leave or was fired, or probably both. Check it out!

Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]

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How Bad Was The Jersey Shore?

"I feel like eating ham and drinking water.", via NYMag

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Bad¹. So bad it’s good? I haven’t decided yet.

Check out this and this, and the following great quotes:

After 2hrs of Jersey Shore, I feel like I just watched Jesus puree a live puppy while being fisted by Hitler. I’m scared forever.
Cajun Boy @ Animal NY

“Yo, I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping”
Angelina to Mike

The only reason I watched it is because of Cajun Boy’s write up on Animal.

Warning: This post might offend you.
[Ed. note: I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]

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Kanye’s MTV Rant Sparks Meme

Kanye’s idiotic rant during the MTV VMA sparked a new meme, which has been thoughfully exposed by the Daily Mail. I knew about this, but don’t read the Daily Mail, my wife does.

MTV Portugal’s Sexy Safe Sex Campaign

MTV Portugals safe sex campaign
MTV Portugal's safe sex campaign, even this image is NSFW!

Joaquin Phoenix and Letterman

Wow, that’s messed up. He’s on coke or something. Maybe pot. If he would be on coke, he’d be hyper.