Assorted US Crime Show Quotes

Without the storms, we’d have no rainbows.
Page in Saving Grace S03E17

You four are like an incompetence machine!
The Chief to Shawn, Gus, and the 2 retired coppers in Psych S05E06

Nothing undermines your way of life more than the taking of it.
Comissioner Reagen in BlueBloods S01E11

You’re like a devourer of dreams. You’re like a little pacman in cargo pants.
Danno to Steve, Hawaii Five-0, S01E17

It’s like a danger cupcake with murder icing.
Hardisson in Leverage S04E01

Out Spencering Spencer

Today, I will out-Spencer Spencer!
Lassie to Juliet in Psych S04E15

The truth, we’re one and the same. We’re Chassie now, we’re Charleton, we’re Spenciter.
Sean to Lassie

That’s the spirit man, you are back on the crazy train!

The Bible & Awesomeness

-Or Samson, the legendary figure from the Bible?
-Nah, doesn’t work, all those guys had names like Ben Hur or Prometheus.
-You have never read the Bible, have you Sean?
-Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, Do the Right Thing…
-Oh My God!
Spencer and Sean in Psych S04E11 Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers

The only thing she’s involved with is being awesome.
Gus on Ruby

Pirate Hookers & Catnip For Women

In fact, she was a filthy pirate hooker.
Sean in Death in the air Psych S04E13

Unlike Ax for men, which is highly effective. It’s like catnip for women.
Sean while Juliet nods

Quotes from Psych’s Bollywood Homicide

-You know guys, my grandmother makes her food a little spicy, you might want to take it easy.
-Please, I’m one quarter Jamaican.
-I’m also one quarter Jamaican, says Sean, who’s white.
-I’m sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?
-Really, you’re just fine?, asks Sean to Abby.
-I taught English to children in Mumbai for a month, this is very authentic. What’s the matter Sean, you don’t like it?
-No, no, I think I like it too much. It’s so authentic. Dude, I can’t see anything out of my left eye.
-I see dead people, replies Gus.
(both Gus and Sean take a sip of cumin flavored water)
-My God, even the water is spicy.
-Who does that?

-He’s like a puma.
-We need to get out of here.
-How did he get up on us so fast?
-I don’t know, I blinked and he was there.