What TSA Full Body Scanners Are Interested in: Penis Size

TSA scanners are interested in one and only one thing: measuring your penis size for national security.

Tom Bihn’s Checkpoint Flyer: TSA-Approved Laptop Bag


Since the TSA has doled out some new guidelines for checkpoint-friendly laptop bags, laptop bag manufacturers are busy coming up with models for frequent flyers, who abhor taking out their laptops at checkpoints.

My latest from Unplggd…


TSA Nipple Ring Search Procedure

Gee, I wonder what happens when people with genital piercings go through those metal at airports detectors.