What TSA Full Body Scanners Are Interested in: Penis Size

TSA scanners are interested in one and only one thing: measuring your penis size for national security.

Tom Bihn’s Checkpoint Flyer: TSA-Approved Laptop Bag

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Since the TSA has doled out some new guidelines for checkpoint-friendly laptop bags, laptop bag manufacturers are busy coming up with models for frequent flyers, who abhor taking out their laptops at checkpoints.

My latest from Unplggd…

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TSA Nipple Ring Search Procedure

Gee, I wonder what happens when people with genital piercings go through those metal at airports detectors.