Big Brother UK S09D59 (Channel 4)

The HM have been up for 30 minutes. Rex is still sleeping. BB has played the alarm five times to wake everyone up. Mikey goes into the luxury bedroom to wake Rex up. He can’t find him. Rex is hiding from him. Mikey throws a glass of water at him to wake him up. He actually got him.

Rex wants to know why Sara hasn’t seen any of the show. Rex teases her about it. Sara says that he deserves at least 25 slaps. Lisa tells him that she can’t wait to meet up with Mario and Rex in the outside. She says that Rex will look like a lad. Rex says that she just threatened him. He starts to mouth off, but Lisa isn’t having any of it. She notices how he doesn’t like how she was sarcastic with him. She calls him an ass. He disrespects people all the time and gets away with murder. He doesn’t like his own medicine. She repeatedly tells him to shut up. The other HM don’t say anything. Lisa is busy cleaning.

Lisa and Sara are in the kitchen. Lisa says that he talks to her like shit. Rex has come to the diary room. Rex is shaking his leg. He’s looking forward to seeing his girlfriend

Kat and Rex are talking in the garden. Darnell tells Kat that she’s the only person who makes other people’s problems her own. Rachel tries to defend her.

Lisa has been called to the diary room. She says that he talks with everyone like there are beneath them. She doesn’t think much of Rex, she doesn’t think it was threatening.

Kat and Rachel are in the bathroom talking about Darnell. Kat doesn’t understand Darnell. Kat says that when she comes out, she might be able to become a mummy. Rachel is happy and hugs her. Man, I can’t stand those two.

Rex is cutting up the pig.

Stu says that he wasn’t popular at school. That’s when he started going to the gym.

Sara and Darnell are flirting in the garden.

Lisa talks with Rex. She says that he’s been rude and sarcastic to her since Mario left. Rex says that he’s very respectful to women. She says that she doesn’t find his sarcasm funny. She says that he takes it too far. Rex says that she didn’t talk to him about it. Lisa says that she did have a talk with him about a week ago and it didn’t make a difference. Rex apologizes and he says that he won’t joke that way with her anymore. Stupid ugly Kat comes up to Lisa immediately after he leaves and asks Lisa if she feels better.

Stu and Sara tell Darnell that they went to a nude beach. Meanwhile, Sara and Darnell are still cuddling.

Luke keeps screaming again when Davina is talking to the house. Luke is evicted. He says that Kat, Darnell and Rachel are the HM to watch. He says as much to Mikey.

All of the HM are in the living room. HM are unaware that the 57th mystery prize is waiting for them in the store room. Nicole, Rex’s girlfriend is anxiously waiting to become a HM from hell.

The HM have Nicole jump over the fence. They say that they love each other. She says that she misses him so much.

Mo, Nic and Rex are in the garden.

Lisa says that Rex will be easier to live with. Stu says that it was the funniest thing when Dale and Darnell saw Nic.

Kat and Rachel are watching Rex and Nic. They are mooching the love.

All of the HM are in the living room. Nic is called to the diary room. She’s a 19 year old student from London. She says that Rex’s face was priceless. She says that it will bring out another side to Rex. She is told that since she broke the rules of heaven and hell. She crossed the divide and therefore will not be receiving her suitcase. She has to stay in hell.

Dale walks into the toilet while Lisa is in there.

Nic and Rex are hugging and talking. Lisa says that she’s going and leaves through a security door. Mo calls out to Lisa. Lisa went out of the house.

Lisa is with security. She’s walked out of the house. Lisa broke into the security office. They tell her that if she calms back down she can go back into the house. Lisa tells the BB producer that she will go back into the house.

Darnell and Rachel are talking about Lisa. Darnell understands what she’s done. She feels alone.

Lisa is in the diary room. She feels like a Scarlett Pimpernel. Since Nic came in, she just wanted to be with Mario again. Rex has been going on about his girlfriend all the time, and making everybody suffer at their expense. With Nic walking in, she just wanted to get out and leave. Now, she’ll just face it. BB wants her to come and talk to BB.

Mo says that Lisa is back. Lisa walks into the bedroom. Nic feels bad. Lisa says that she misses Mario. Stu says that they could have gotten a new HM. Stu is worried about her hand. She says that it’s fine.

Dale, Stu, Mo and Rex are in the living room. Some of the HM are in the bedroom. Sara is upset that Lisa didn’t say goodbye.

Most of the HM are sleeping. Rex and Nic are at the divide. They say goodnight. It’s past 3 AM.

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