The HM from hell have to earn the right to nominate by chopping onions. If they succeed, the HM from heaven get a curry.
Later today, Dale will decide which HM will join him in heaven. Darnell, Rex and Mo are in the bathroom. Mo says that he talks the least to Luke and Bex. Darnell says that he doesn’t talk to them either.
Rachel and Kath are in the luxury bedroom. Kath says that Mo feels upset. He gets stressed. What a woss!
Dale selects Stu, May, Luke, Rex, Bex to live in heaven. Kath was already complaining that there are only 5 people in hell to do all of the work.
Lisa, Sara and Mikey have to live in hell for a second week. The HM have to swap sides.
Luke and Bex playfully argue about custard crèmes.
Mo tells Mikey that he heard that he has been talking behind his back. Mo isn’t making any sense. He tells Mikey to be prepared for a bumpy ride.
Luke, Bex and Stu are extremely happy to be in heaven. Rachel, Mikey and Kath are in the kitchen. Darnell is in the diary room. He is upset that he lost his temper, about the people he picked to be in heaven, that Sara didn’t get into heaven, about the way that people treat other people in the house.
Darnell is just a shit. He is just pissed that he isn’t in heaven.
Bex and Dale are talking about Darnell. Darnell sees conspiracies and plots all around him. Last week, he was on Dale and Rex’s case for staying in bed all the time and making him look like a bad leader.
Meanwhile, Darnell tells Mo and Mikey that the only reason that Dale kept Rex is that he can get Rex up, when Darnell couldn’t. WTF does that mean? Darnell says that Dale was very bitter that Darnell was HOH. Darnell disses Dale behind his back. Mo tells Mikey that 40% of people from the other side have stabbed him in the back. Wake up and smell the fresh air. Wow, this is good TV!
Mo finds a toothbrush on the floor. He tries to find who it belongs to. It turns out that it was Bex’s. Mo jokes that he should clean the floor with it. A few moments later, he gives it to her. She asks him if he cleaned the floor with it, with a smile on her face. Mo can’t take a joke and starts getting aggravated. Dale tries to calm him down, but Mo tells him to f*ck off. Mo starts to swear even more at Dale. Stupid Kath sings a lame Happy happy house happy house.
Dale comes to the diary room. He says that Mo is a knob and a bellend. He can’t stand him. He’s a dick. He does his head in. He’s a f**king cock. Mo is trying to provoke him. Dale is glad that Mo and Darnell are in hell. Darnell is talking with his dick out. He can’t be doing that. That was pretty entertaining right there.
Dale, Stu and Luke are in the luxury bedroom. Luke says that he can’t really imagine life without Bex. He’s been with her
Lisa tells the HM that shw would make a sacrifice and stay in hell another week so that Bex could go to heaven, just like Jesus would do. My God, the woman is comparing herself to Jesus. What lunacy!
Rex says that she can’t be using Jesus and Bex in the same sentence. Lisa says that Bex can be forgiven for her sins.
Dale says that he won’t speak with Mo again. He says that he is a big dick. Luke says that Mo is the epitome of greed. Luke says that Darnell is here just to get the paycheck at the end of the show. Dale says that he is starting to see that too.
Rex tells the HM from heaven that he will take them to the races in a royalty box. When he leaves, Luke wonders how rich Rex really is. The HM agree that Rex must be really loaded. All he talks about is how rich he is.
The HM from hell compete in a little game. Lisa, Luke and Mikey are in the living room. Lisa says that it’s not that bad in hell. Kath is already complaining. Luke says that is proper weird because he can’t talk about some people like Rex.
BB has gathered all of the HM in the living room. BB has provided food, iPods and booze for the HM in heaven. Darnell and Mo look on like little greedy hungry bitches.
Lisa and Kath smell the food afterwards. Kath wants to eat a cookie, she’s dying for it. All of the HM from heaven are in the diary room. Bex says that she feels bad for Sara, Mikey and Lisa. Dale is sure that Bex will get her tits out later on.
Mo is in the bedroom. He’s a weasly little bitch. No one likes him.
May and Bex are in the garden. Bex is dancing. Most of the HM are in the living room. Luke says that if Mo would have jumped over the fence, he would have gotten ejected. Darnell tells him that just because Luke doesn’t like Mo, that doesn’t mean the public doesn’t like him.
Stu and Luke talk about Darnell’s comment. They wonder why he is playing such a big game.
BB has called Kath to the diary room. She gets some pants. They are huge. Kath is surprised. They are way too big. She comes out and shows them to Lisa. She says that she always wears thongs. Some of the HM from heaven are in the pool. Bex has got her tits out. They just popped out of her swimsuit.
Kath goes back to the diary room. She is wearing her pants over her clothes. She screams cookie power. She feels like a granny. She wants something younger and sexier. BB tells her that this isn’t a clothes shop.
Most of the HM from heaven are in luxury bedroom. They are playing a game of truth or dare. Bex is dared to lick Luke’s armpit. She has no problem doing it. Luke says that she is filthy.
Lisa thinks that the swap is so unfair. Lisa explains like she is the one who pushed for Luke and Bex to go into heaven. Bex is dared to run around in the garden naked. Bex wants to keep her thong on. She goes right ahead. She does some jumping jacks or star jumps. Luke says that he can’t watch anymore. The humiliation is too much. She jumps with her tits out on Luke. He squeals for her to stop.
Kath is in the living room with Darnell. They are talking about cookie love. Heavenly HM are in the luxury bedroom. Stu squirts water on Bex and Luke. Luke makes a big deal of this. Bex says that he’s the biggest geek that she’s met. She tells him to stop being such a wimp.
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