Big Brother UK S09D42 (Channel 4)

The heavenly HM have to do their part of the task. They have to taste wine and eat a 5′ bagette in 20 minutes.

Fat Bex has trouble with cycling so much. The heavenly HM have failed the wine tasting task. They passed the mime task (May). The HM have passed the cycling part of the task. They have won a luxury shopping budget.

The HM are unaware that Belinda³ and Rex face the public vote. Belinda³ sings to herself as she makes the breakfast.

Luke is in the diary room. Life in hell is hell. He doesn’t like Rex goading us, laughing, smug and smarmy. Mo the epitome of greed, gorging himself on food. Mo initially said that he wanted to lose weight. Luke says that his belly is now twice the size as it was before. He looks preggers.

The house is divided even more right now.

Bex and Luke are in the bedroom. Bex says that his feet are like monkey feet. They are so hairy. Luke asks Bex about dates. Luke says that he hasn’t been on that many dates. At the end of the dates, they hugged.

BB reveals the task. The HM from hell have to cycle over 1000km. Rex says that it’s very easy. Stu says that it’s doable, but it will be hard. Rachel wants to do that task. She’s jealous. Bex can’t believe it. It’s just making her mad to hear Rachel. Dale and Mo are wine connoisseurs. Kath and Rex are designated food tasters. May and Rachel will mime.

Rachel comes to the diary room to complain about the cycling task. She wants to do it.

Luke cannot cycle because he is unwell. Belinda³ says that she cannot ride a bicycle. Mikey says that it’s about 60 miles each. Bex says that she will whinge a lot about this task.

Bex comes to the diary room. She doesn’t want to be a cyclist. She wants to be a mime. She says that the heavenly HM have got it easy. She admits that she doesn’t do anything all day. She just lies around. She whinges about the differences between living in heaven and in hell.

I can’t wear this, I think I bursted a vein.
Bex on cycling gloves.

Stu and Lisa start the racing task. Two cyclists must be on the bikes cycling at all times. They face a plasma screen and ride. Stu is doing really well.

Mo and Rex pretend to be French in the garden.

Bex complains that her bike is too high. She whinges like a little bitch. She changes to the other bike and Stu gets back on.

May and Rachel are practicing their mime moves thanks to a DVD.

Darnell is overseeing all parts of the task. Darnell is talking with Sara. She isn’t happy that he put her in hell. He says that he wanted to, because three of them voted for him. Sara jokes that he needs to make it up to her. Sara flirts with Darnell. Darnell doesn’t like her cheekiness. She continues to flirt with him.

While the HM in hell slave away, the HM in heaven play a game. Bex and Luke are in the bedroom. Belinda³ is in the kitchen singing badly.

Stu and Mikey are in the taskroom. Stu says that the bike is broken. He’s getting pissed at the other HM for leaving them. Mikey needs to get off, but no one is there. Mikey says that Bex is used to getting everything that she wants and is extremely lazy, which is true. Stu says that he still likes her, but she needs to get her act together. He calls for Darnell to say that the bike is broken once again. BB says that the nominations will be announced. The biking task is suspended. Stu and Mikey come out and complain to Sara and Bex for wandering off and not participating. Stu says that 3 people must be in the task room at all times.

Bex tries to defend herself for lying around in bed, but it doesn’t work well. BB announces that Rex and Belinda³ are nominated. Rex is annoying.

Kath, Mo, Dale are watching clouds. Darnell joins them. May and Rachel are practicing their mime act.

Earlier today, HM experienced mechanical difficulties on one bike. The HM will have to complete 500 km on one bike. Sara has been cycling for 11 minutes. She complains like a little bitch. 3 HM have to stay in the task room at all times. Sara is just too loud for Mikey. He leaves the room.

Mikey comes out and says that Sara and Bex keep screaming while they are riding the bike. Bex complains that her bum is hurting. After about 30 minutes, Sara wants to get off. She is starting to cry. Belinda³ gets on. She’s too fat and too big for the bike. The seat is too high.

Rex says that Belinda³ is gone for sure. He thinks that he will stay.

Belinda³ is singing annoying songs. She’s not used to physical exercise. She should get off her big fat bum more and exercise.

Dale says that it’s a new one vs an onld one. No one gives a shit about Belinda³.

Rachel and May must learn and perform 15 mime movements and incorporate them into a skit. Belinda³ has been cycling for about 30 minutes. She needs to get off. Bex gets on. Bex hasn’t been on the bike for a moment and she immediately starts to complain that she can’t do it. Stu takes Belinda away, who is crying from the effort. Stu tells Lisa that she needs to keep Belinda³ walking. The HM from heaven are finally silent and hear her cries of hurt. She says that she is hurting so much. What a joke!

Rachel and May are about to start their mime task. Bex has been cycling for five minutes. Stu is enjoying the mime performance.

Mikey and Bex are in the task room. They have been cycling for 8 hours. Bex says that her bum is hurting a lot.

Dale tells Mo that they won’t pass this task. He doesn’t know wine. Mo reckons that they should just down a bottle each.

Darnell is talking to the to the other HM. He knows that he will be nominated next week.

Rex comes to the diary room. He reckons that he changed a lot. He initially hated his own company. He’s starting to enjoy it as well.

I lost myself by partying too much.
Rex

HM from hell Belinda³, Lisa and Luke are asleep. HM from hell have been cycling for 12 hours. The other HM are in the task room. All the heavenly HM are in the luxury bedroom. Rex says that Rachel farted. They have a pillow fight. It’s easy to have fun when your belly is full of nice food and that you don’t have to cycle.

I’m starting to like Stu. His physique is incredible, but his insightful comments in the diary room are incredibly funny. He’s got an acidic and sardonic sense of humor, which goes well with his character. Most of the time, he keeps it in check.

My vagina is hurting.
Bex.

Luke celebrated his birthday. Darnell had to choose 4 HM. 2 from hell and 2 from heaven. Luke, Bex, Darnell and Dale celebrated together.

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