Big Brother UK S09D46 (Channel 4)

Yesterday 3 HM put their names forth to become HOH. Dale, May and Bex had to be dressed up as monkeys and spend hours sitting on a suspended tire. Unsurprisingly, Bex lasted 7 minutes. Dale has become HOH after 8 hours.

Dale chose Stu, May, Luke, Rex, Bex to live in heaven with him. Lisa, Sara, Mikey have to spend another week in hell. They are joined by Darnell, Mo, Kath and Rachel.

Well something has happened. BB has told the HM that Kath and Mo have 30 minutes to pack their suitcases and return them to the storeroom.

Darnell is called to the diary room. He’s no longer HOH. HOH are only allowed to stay HOH for one week. Darnell says that he made the worse choice of HM to join him in heaven. Mo and May were the only HM who thought that it was heaven. Darnell is not allowed to run for a second term.

Luke and Lisa say that it has been an odd week. Stu agrees. Luke says that he needs to choose his successor very carefully.

Stu, Rachel, Kath, Darnell and Rex are in the house. Some of the HM are in the bedroom. Sara, Luke, Mikey and Lisa say that Bex should run for HOH.

Darnell is losing it.

BB has gathered the HM at the sofas to decide who will become the next HOH. 3 HM will have to compete in an endurance task.

Darnell wants to decide. Rex tells him that he can’t decide, he’s no longer HOH. Darnell loses it he starts to become loud and aggressive. He shouts at Rachel. Darnell wants people to pick numbers. Darnell starts shouting at Dale. Dale tells him to shut up. He’s not involved. Darnell calls Dale a dickhead. Rachel is about to start crying. Dale calls Darnell a baby.

Mo can’t believe this. Dale is able to calm everyone down. Dale and Rachel tell Darnell that he needs to stop talking to people like shit. He needs to calm down. The HM go ahead and follow Darnell’s plan of choosing randomly among the HM who want to compete. They chose May, Dale and Lisa. Lisa doesn’t want to do it anymore and Bex does it instead.

Dale tells Darnell once again that he needs to calm down. He’s been swearing in Rachel’s face. That’s not nice.

Bex, Dale and May are on the tires dressed up like gorillas. BB has provided bananas for the gorillas. Naturally, Bex lasted 7 minutes.

Bex is a total idiot. Why did she volunteer for this? She’s a total git. It was a total waste. She screams that it hurts her badly.

12 minutes later, Mikey says that anytime that Bex volunteers for any task, she shouldn’t be allowed. Rex says that Bex shouldn’t be allowed to do any tasks anymore. Luke tells Bex that she lasted 4 minutes. Luke and Mikey tell her that she’s the laughing stock of the house.

May wants to bring Sara, Lisa and Stu over to heaven. She knows that Kath and Rachel will want to stay together.

Mo wants to grab a banana because he’s going to go to hell anyways. Rex dares him not to. Darnell tells him the same thing. Mo crosses the divide and grabs a banana. He eats it. He’s got four bananas. Mo is going straight to hell. Darnell and Rex find it really funny. Kath goes over as well to grab some bananas. She needs help to get over the fence. Rachel is not going to do it. She says well done to Kath.

Luke and Darnell say that Rachel owns the fence. She is the fence. Kath and Mo are called to the diary room.

BB tells them that they will be severely punished for crossing the divide.

Luke is in the diary room. He hopes to go to heaven with Bex.

Meanwhile, Sara and Bex are trying to bribe Dale with food to get into heaven. They decide to bribe him just to find out if they are in heaven. Dale tells them that they are both in hell.

Sara, Dale and May are in the garden. Sara tries to weasel her way into heaven. She plans on giving massages. Stu comes to the diary room to whinge about the heaven and hell task. He says that if he doesn’t go into heaven, he’ll take it as a personal attack. Stu says that Bex was terrible. She didn’t give any effort into the task. Stu thought that he would meet the girl of his dreams here. It just hasn’t happened.

BB tells that the storeroom is open. Kath and Mo have to collect their suitcases and pack them. They have 30 minutes left. Rachel says no. Luke and Bex are pretty happy. Rachel starts to cry. What a baby!

The HM in the garden reckon that Kath and Mo are just losing their stuff.

Some of the HM from hell have been told to pass a banana to Darnell if the situation isn’t resolved. Darnell picks up the banana. May jumps off before Darnell eats the banana. He eats it anyway. Dale is HOH.

Luke found it interesting that May stepped down to stop Darnell from eating a banana.

Luke reckons that Mickey, Darnell, Mo, Kath, Rachel will all be in hell.

Mo and Kath are in the bathroom. Earlier today, they lost all of their things. Mo says that he hates seeing people that are close to him upset. He starts to cry. He hates to see Darnell going through this.

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