Big Brother UK S09D58 (Channel 4)

The lines have already closed at midnight last night. Davina will tell the house who has survived. When there are only two HM left, Davina will tell them who will leave.

Tonight, Rex’s girlfriend Nicole will replace May in the BBUK house. She won’t go in if Rex is evicted. I should have noticed. That meant that since Davina is mentioning this, it means that Rex wasn’t evicted. The lines closed yesterday.

Yesterday, May walked out of the BBUK house.

Kat is a woman of few words and a lot of annoying singing. She says that she misses May. Lisa says that she was sweet.

Dale tells Sara that he’s nervous about being evicted.

Mikey is in the diary room. He says that May will not be missed, she didn’t have that much of an impact in the house. Mikey wants Dale to leave. Rachel is worried. He feels sorry for her. He hopes that she doesn’t leave. He says that he’s attracted to her, he likes her. He doesn’t think that the house will cope well on a basic budget.

As Stu was stripped of his title of HOH, he won’t solely be responsible for the shopping list. Rex brings the list back out. HM from hell can not participate in any way.

Luke and Lisa are dreading meeting Rex’s girlfriend. It’s because they didn’t identify her correctly.

Rex and Mikey are starting the shopping list. Rex wants to get 77 special prizes. Each is 1£. Kat and Rachel talk with Sara about the basic budget situation.

Dale and Luke are in the garden. Dale wants Mo to leave. He’s a lazy bastard. Right now, he’s lying down.

Rex comes back to the diary room to order this week’s shopping. He got some sugar, tea, custard crèmes, and 57 special prize tokens. That’s 77£. He thinks that it will be very funny.

Davina talks with the BBUK house. She is going to inform two HM that they are safe. Mo and Rachel are safe.

Lisa, Kat and Darnell are talking about this week’s shopping budget. They don’t know what Rex did.

Rachel is in the diary room talking about Rex. She sees through what he has done, he just wants to leave because he wants to see his girlfriend.

Rex jokes about the basic budget. He tells Sara and Luke that he got all of what they want.

Most of the HM are in the living room. Rex says that Mo told them that he would be able to pull and shag Sara and Bex. Sara is appalled. She says that it’s not funny. She wouldn’t shag him.

Most of the HM have started to clean the house.

Sara and Darnell are in the bedroom. She says that she doesn’t like how he acts with her. He keeps trying to interpret what she says. She says that it’s not something good for him, because people won’t want to get close to him. She calls him crazy.

Sara is in the diary room talking about Darnell. Mo is sleeping on the sofas. Rex calls Mo a greedy lazy selfish pig. He doesn’t contribute at all. He’s such a lazy git. Rex is starting to get pissed off at him.

Davina talks with the BBUK house. She tells them that Stu and Darnell are safe. Dale is looking extremely worried. It’s between Rex, Dale, Kat and Luke.

Among the ever changing special prizes, the HM got ham, spam, jam, pram, baby sham, a lot of powders and special vouchers. A photo of the girl that Luke and Lisa thought was Rex’s girlfriend.

BB has delivered 56 out of 57 of the special prizes.

Rachel and Darnell walk in. Rex isn’t happy when he sees the photo of suspect #6. She isn’t has fit as his girlfriend. They get a pig. Rex says that he will break the pig down. They get some ostrich eggs. Rex continues to argue with Luke and Lisa.

Mikey says that he’s fed up with Rex’s girlfriend. Rex keeps going on about it.

Earlier today, Darnell removed the two vouchers that came with the shopping. He’s got one in his jumper. Darnell goes to the diary room with Sara. He gives it to Sara to open. She can go into the nominations pod with another of the HM.

Davina talks with the house. Kat and Dale are safe. Dale is shocked. It’s between Luke and Rex.

Luke and Lisa are in the bedroom. They find Rachel odd. She isn’t genuine. She only gave it out when she flirted with Mario and the sex thing in the VT.

Luke and Sara are in the bedroom talking about Rex’s girlfriend. Luke thinks that suspect #6 was more attractive. Most of the HM are at the dining table. Earlier today, BB gave the HM a basket of exotic fruits and veg. Mikey is eating the hottest chili in the world. He’s got no problem eating it. Rex says that it’s ridiculously hot. Mikey looks unwell after a few moments. It’s hilarious.

Davina talks with the BBUK house. Luke is the next evicted HM. Rex looks disappointed.

Luke was ready to go. He’s greeted with a mixture of boos and cheers. There are more cheers than boos. It’s the best reception yet.

Luke says that he does fancy Bex. He’d like to think that Bex fancies him as well. Luke is pretty funny.

Davina says that the HM have received 56/57 special prizes. They will receive their next prize in the form of Nicole, Rex’ girlfriend. Rex is totally shocked.

Kat’s first question to Nicole is if she is a new HM. She’s pretty calculating.

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